I jumped from my bed and ran to the toilet in the dark. I continued to feel the pain in my stomach from standing and walking. But finally, I reach it. I sit down, hoping it was just some difficult gasses, that's all I expected.
"Oh, what a naïve child", my stomach said as the first big painful gas started traveling.
At first, I thought it was going to be bad. Just stomach pain and constipation. But no.
A big toot came out. As if a mini tnt blew up in my toilet like in the cartoons.
These kinds of toots satisfy me for after them, I feel the true relief. As if it was there for so long. As if it was that extra weight I had on.
...No, something again wasn't right. It should have been over. I should have felt relieved from such a big single toot.
But no... it was far worse from that
ESTÀS LLEGINT
The spicy regret
HumorMy mini adventure of my painful visit to the toilet. Writing on the toilet (while recovering from the pain, slowly)
