A/n: Shotoro and Sungchan will be added in the next chapter. Any ideas for their emojis??
-Sanity Check-
Irene☮️: That high pitched shreak tho...
Suho🍬: Yeah I heard it too
Chan🐨: Bambam has a theory about murder in the SM basement but I didn't realize it was true
JB🎱: None of Bambam's theories are true
Jihyo🍒: He once explained to me how donuts were going to be the downfall of society
HoongJoong🏴☠️: I...oh wow... um
Soobin🧩: ^
JB🎱: Don't worry. That sounds ridiculous. Bambam is sometimes ridiculous.
Chan🐨: But that's why we love him
Jihyo🍒: Frfr
JB🎱: Yeah life would be boring without my chaotic group members
RM💜: Besides, everyone knows that crabs are going to take over the world
Solar🏵: JB you say that as though the leaders aren't also chaotic... cough ^ cough ^
S.coups♦️: it's a delicate balance
Taeyong😴: It's insanity. I'm slipping into insanity.
S.coups♦️: Slip into the diamond life 😎
Taeyong😴: No.
S.coups♦️: I see this is serious then
Kun♠️: Yeah Taeyong got a call from the Manager maybe three hours ago and it wasn't pretty
Suho🍬: Thats when the screams first started...
HoongJoong🏴☠️: That means Taeyong was the one screaming (?)
Kun♠️: Yeah it was him
Chan🐨: ThEy ArE SenDinG TAeYoNg To ThE BASemEnt?!??
JB🎱: I see how your friendship with Bambam works now
Solar🏵: NCT isn't disbanding is it?!?????????
Taeyong😴: no, NO, no.... it is much worse...
Kun♠️: We are adding new members!!!
Jihyo🍒: The difference in their tones I'm CAcKlIng
Irene☮️: Kun being a whole ✨bean✨
Kun♠️: A what
HoongJoong🏴☠️: ✨bean✨
Suho🍬: Wait but the screaming stopped after a minute 3 hours ago, but just happened 5 minutes ago again
RM💜: Again with the screaming?
Suho🍬: I'm just trying to confirm that no one is getting murdered in our basement...
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