Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want my guts
to be rearranged by you
❤
in which I decide how the lads
respond to getting this message
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TERUSHIMA:
we starting with Horny Master 3000
he'd see this and immediately ask you
to come over so he rearrange your
guts ❤ he will r a i l you till the night
ends isTg. "be right there bby ;)"
TENDOU:
my number 1 husbando. he'd be hella
confused at first but like in a good way
he'll send a little "hm?" at first and then when you continue with it He Will Not
Hesitate To Walk His Flat Ass Over To
You And Push You Against The Closest Wall
And Fuck The Ever Loving Daylights
Out Of You.
USHIJIMA:
The Most Oblivious dude out there. he
will straight up be confused and just
will not understand what you want. But
like you call him and give him your Horny
Voice™ and he's zooming his giant ass
Over, ready to give you whatever you
want and then you cuddle and its really
sweet and 🥺
ENNOSHITA:
Will send you the "go to horny jail BonK"
meme. deadass. he MIGHT give you a lil
sexting time but yall know he's a mf
t e a s e. I SAID WHAT I SAID. he'd be
laughing at his screen because he knows
he's driving you crazy with his LACK of
quality stimulation. but you love him
anyways...mostly
TSUKISHIMA:
This mf will act clueless just to annoy
you. youd send it and he'd just ignore it.
"yo you wanna get boba?" or "No❤"
and you just...hes such an annoying mf
but he's not gonna just leave you like enno,
nah, he'd come over when you least
expect it, push you down and just "is this
what you wanted, babygirl?" uGh
AKAASHI:
he's a sarcastic mf. idc WHAT you say.
he will be the one to deadass just go "No❤"
or "nah" and he will not give you
ANYTHING. youd call him and he'd ignore
it. when he comes home, youd give him
The Look™ and he'd just roll his eyes. But
because he loves you sm, he'd come to
you like the next day and Do Whatever
You Like and just rUIN you.
OIKAWA:
He makes a joke. or he send an equally
Horny message back which leads to a
battle of who can come up with the
best poem and make the other person
incapable of answering. (this goes on
for at least a day, maybe a week) but
when it ends,,,oh boy,,,you can't walk
comfortably for a week and kawa is
just the proudest mf ever.
KUROO:
he'd think you were joking so he'd call
you and be like "what was that about,
baby" and youd give a little whine to
show him EXACTLY what it was about, that
shuts him up r e a l fast. and because he's
probably being a good student and
studying he couldn't come over but that
wouldn't stop him from telling you what
he'd rather being doing to you. ;))
KENMA:
Let's just say he doesn't put his game
down often. but when you send him this,
while he's playing and you're supposed to
be studying, he quietly says goodbye to
hinata and the guys and pulls you away from his desk, pushing you down and giving
you a wicked stare..."I hope you're ready, kitten."
TANAKA:
He acts so tough but he's a big baby.
youd send him this and dont get a
response for like 30 mins because he's
just screaming. when he finally does
respond he tries so hard to be The Hot
Sexy Aloof Guy™ which makes you roll
your eyes and just tell him to get his ass
over here so he can fuck your brains out.
which leads to him zooming to his car,
probably breaking the speed limit, and
giving you a kiss that makes your knees
melt your p**sy throb.
KAGEYAMA:
another tough guy but actually a dumbass.
he'll be confused and stare at the message
for like 15 minutes and then ask like iwa or tsukki, who tell him and tease him respectively, and then when he responds its some weird ass poem that makes like 3% sense and he's such an idiot but you love him sm so you go over to his house and show him EXACTLY what you meant. let's just say he doesn't misunderstand again.
KIYOKO:
She seems like a Shy Girl™ but in the
bedroom she doesn't hesitate to make
you weak everywhere. when you send that message to her (in public) she blushed ofc and looks around before pulling you into the closest bathroom and giving you the
best orgasm of your life. you become a particularly good poet after that B)
YACHI:
Shed be confused because uhm she's a
bAby and precious little bean. but what
you didn't expect was her to respond with
"hmm, I've been wanting to try that with you" which makes you just 😳 and uhm, she's definitely not as innocent as you thought...
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hi. I'm bi so the girls of haikyuu
WILL be included because im the
biggest fucking simp ever.
but uhm on that note,,,I want
a tendou 🥺
