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About 3 weeks into the apocalypse.

Cartman: Stan.

Stan: Yeah?

Cartman: We need a supply run

Stan: We do?

Cartman: Yeah. You and kah- Kyle are eating ALL the food.

Craig: Yeah bro there's like nothing we need a supply run.

Stan: Alright Craig your the leader of the supply runs take whoever you want.

Craig: Alright fata×× your coming with me, Token and Clyde.

Cartman: TOKEN CLYDE!!

Token&Clyde: Yeah!?

Craig: You guys are going on a supply run with me and Cartman here.

Token: Nope! Not with Cartman

Clyde: Tokennnnn! *gives him the puppy dog eyes*

Token: *blushes* Fine! But if he does 1 thing wrong I'm leaving him stranded.

Craig: Fine with me

Clyde: Sure

Cartman: Wow okay
---------------------Out on the supply run----------------------
Craig: Clyde! Zombie behind you!

Clyde hits the zombie with his metal bat.

Token: Nice

Cartman: Gayyyy

Token: I'm leaving you stranded.

Cartman: You wouldn't.

Cartman looks over to see Cupid Me.

Cupid Me: Sooo.. oh! Zombie behind you Eric!

Cartman looks behind him to see one he shoots it

Craig: Your attracting zombies fata××!

Cartman: Well!? Do you want me dead!?

Token: More food for the ACTUAL SURVIVORS!

Cartman: Jee-

Craig: CARTMAN LOOK OUT!

Cupid Me: Sorry.

Cartman: Sh×t.*ducts*

The zombie walks right over Cartman and to Craig

Craig: WTF CARTMAN!?

Cartman: I don't wanna die!

Craig: neither do I!!

Cartman: YOU HAVE DEFENSES!

Craig: WHY DIDN'T YOU-

Cartman: YOU GUYS TOOK IT!

Craig: Oh my fu×king god.

Token: Lets just focus on this!

Clyde: I... TOKEN!!

Token looks over to see a zombie RIGHT next to his arm. Token has a quick reflex so he was able to pull away quickly

Clyde: ARE YOU OKAY!?

Token: I'm fine Clyde

Craig: Uh!? A little help here!?

Token oh sorry-

Craig: EVERYONE SPLIT UP!

Cartman: Uh- okay!
NEXT PART IS INSPIRED BY A COMIC DUB ON INSTAGRAM.
Cartman runs to his house it happens to be close by he's being followed by a zombie, he notices the door won't open he yells:

Cartman: Stan, You fu×k!

The zombie gets closer and Cartman looks terrified. Cartman slowly opens his eyes to reveal a pinkish spike in front of him in the zombies head. He looks over and sees Cupid Me.

Cupid Me: Phew! That was close wasn't it?

Cartman: You just saved my a××.
FROM HERE ON OUT ISN'T PART OF THE COMIC DUB.
Cupid Me: I did! Now lets go inside yeah?

Cartman: Oh yeah..
Cartman goes to the back and opens the glass door, And looks in his kitchen for food or supplies he opens the cupboards to see shelves full of food, he questions why though.. He sees a note on the first Cheesy Poofs box it said:
Eric, my son.. I have protected this food with a mine.. I knew you would come back one day so.. Please take it. I'm dead please don't go looking. I love you ~Your Mother.
Cartman stared at the letter with tears in his eyes. He grabbed a backpack that he left here and put the food in. It was a lot but it fit! (There were drinks too but he put those in a bag he was carrying.)

Craig: I barely found anything.

Token: Me and Clyde too.

Cartman: Full cabinets.

Craig: HOW!?

Cartman: My house.

Craig: But-

Cartman: There was mines all over my house, my mom put them there protecting every inch of food and water. She died doing that. For me.

Craig: Damn.. I feel bad.. Lets go back to the base guys..
---------------------When they got back------------------------
Stan: Got anything?

Craig: Cartman found alot.

Stan: Holy sh×t! Really!? Hand it over!

Cartman: No.

Stan: Fata×× hand it over. It's for other people and us!

Cartman: YOU AND KYLE ATE ALL THE FOOD LAST TIME!

Wendy: I hate to say it but yeah..

Kenny: You did.

Karen: We were hungry..

Ruby: Yeah.

End of 2!

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