Walten: alright, lets get back to it... because you're losing him...
Miles: * trying CPR on a CPR Dummy* * struggling* * pumping the dummy's chest fastly*
Walten: okay, too fast, everyone we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute
Miles: * stops* ohhhhh okay that's hard to keep track, how many is that per hour?
Tinky: how is that gonna help you?
Po: * passed out on the chair beside him*
Miles: I will divide and then count to it...
Tinky: right...
Walten: okay, well a good trick is to pump to the tune of Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees, do you know that song?
Miles: yes! yes! * flashbacks to how many times Dutch has been playing the song on repeat* I do... I love that song... * lie*
Miles: first I was afraid~ * pumps down on the dummy* I was petrified~
Walten: no it's uh uh uh uh~ stayin' alive~ stayin' alive~
Noo Noo: you were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!
Walten: ??
Miles: ...
Noo Noo: ^ w ^
Miles: * goes back to what he was doing* uh uh uh uh~ stayin' alive~
Dipsy: * nodding*
Miles: Stayin' alive~ uh-
Dipsy: uh uh uh!~ stayin' alive!~ stayin' alive!~ oooo~ you can't tell by the way I use my walk, Ima a women's man!~
Dutch: no time to talk!~ * dancing*
Dipsy: was it loud, women warm, being kicked around~ since I was born~
Walten: ಠ_ಠ
Miles: * confusion*
Dipsy: * gets up* it's alright!~ it's okay!~ you can look the other way!~
Dipsy and Dutch: * start singing nonsense*
Walten: okay!
Miles: * joins in*
everyone except Walten: Stayin' alive!~ stayin' alive!~
Walten: yeah okay! you didn't maintain 100 beats per minute
Po: * snoring*
Tinky: * poking her*
Walten: and the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 911! so you lost him...
Miles: :0
Shadow: okay! he's dead! does anybody know what we do next? anybody? White?
White: I have no idea :D
Shadow: anybody else?
Laa Laa: we bury him
Shadow: WRONG!
Laa Laa: :C
Shadow: you check for an organ donor card, if he has one, we only have minutes to harvest
Yeti: he has no wallet... I checked
Arrow: o - o
Miles: he is an organ donor!
Shadow: he is!! * gets down on one knee*
Walten: ??? ಠ_ಠ
Shadow: get me some ice * talking to Dutch*
Dutch: ?
Shadow: * lifts up his pants slevee* * pulls a knife out of his body*
Walten: what the fuck-
Shadow: * turns around and stabs the dummy with the knife*
everyone: * screams*
Shadow: * ripping apart the dummy*
Walten: SHADOW!!
Shadow: we search, for the organs! * seachering around inside the dummy*
Walten: O ^ O
Shadow: where's the heart? * sounds creepy af*
Noo Noo: * watching*
Tinky: I'm not feeling well... * gets up* * starts limping towards the door*
Laa Laa: * helps him*
Shadow: * still searching inside the dummy*
everyone else: * get up and help Tinky*
Tinky: * leaves the room*
Miles: are you okay?
Shadow: * eating the plastic organs* * looks creepy*
Laa Laa: AHH!! OH MY GOD!
Walten: 0 ^ 0
Shadow: * makes weird creepy noises*
Everyone: * screaming*
Noo Noo: :0
Shadow: * muffled* Geddes...
Walten: oh my god...
( okay now I wanna see a Slendytubbies ( or FNaF) Office AU)
