UnOrdinary chat fic

Arlo Isn't Gay

John: do you guys want to come over Clem's getting bored playing Uno with me

Sera: shouldn't she be reading the books I got her

Asslo: you act like your her mom

Sera: she needs a positive female role model that she could look up too

Asslo: yeah but imma assume she's a high tier so why should you be her role model someone like remi should be the role model

John: because Clem needs to know how low tiers are treated from

Asslo: you teach Clem about how the hierarchy helps everyone

John: it doesn't tho it bothers everyone

Claire: sera and John are dating I'm calling it

Shazam: I bet you 30 bucks they aren't

Soulless : you really want to rake that bet against someone who can see the future

Shazam: jemi can change the future

Sera: I'm his only true love

Pumpkin king: I think arlo thinks the same sera

Asslo: I'm not gay

Pumpkin king: that's not what our sessions says

Blueberry: isen do you not care if we call you gay

Pumpkin king: I have a girlfriend who is hotter than girl in this group chat

Soulless: yeah Ceciles a 11/10 I'll let her step on me any time 🤤🤤🤤

Pumpkin king: ...

Shazam: blyke really is really into some freaky shit

Pumpkin king: yeah Cecile would be good a good match for him too

Asslo: she ain't nothin but a hoe

Sera: how would you know you never had sex

Asslo: you know what I'm done with this imma go beat the shit out of John

Sera: say no homo

Asslo: Imma Kill you

John: this is one reason why I need a therapist

Sera: are you almost ready to go the therapist cause I'm on my way

John: who's gonna watch Clem

Shazam: me isen and blyke are bringing over monopoly

John: you really think that she isn't gonna punch you in the face if she loses

Shazam: she won't punch me

Asslo: imma drop kick the kid

John: I can copy her ability and then beat the shit out of you because she takes away the passive too

Asslo: I want to hurt you so bad

John: I am a teenage dad you can't hurt me

Sera: have you told your dad that you have a kid

John: I need to talk to you about that next time I see you in person

Asslo: why do you need to talk to her personally can't you talk about in the group chat

John: me rn

Asslo: this doesn't answer my question

Shazam: kinda does

Pumpkin king: maybe he just talking about how he is a monster when he uses his power

Asslo: well he should be the king he needs to rake his place in the hierarchy

Shazam: I thought you would be happy that your still king

Asslo: he shouldn't be avoiding the hierarchy he needs to take his rightful place

Shazam: why tho he's not hurting anyone

Asslo: because

Pumpkin king: because he wants John his love to be a king

Asslo: I'm not gay

John: what I think about therapy and wut sera has to say about that

Soulless: calling arlo gay was started by a Ludacris lyric