Everyone was drunk. Everyone was feeling hasty, ready to make some mistakes...
"Karey, kiss me." Louis said, inching towards her.
"As if." Karey said, drunkenly flipping her hair. "I only have the hots for Ed Sheeran."
"I can totally be Ed Sheeran!" Louis said, scooping up some of the blood that was near the door and placing it in his hair. "See? I'm a ginger."
"That's racist." Karey said, wishing she hadn't.
"Did you just... accuse me of something that was irrelevant to the situation?" Louis asked, suspicious. "You're not a... TUMBLR girl, are you?"
"What...?" Karey said, lying through the teeth that hadn't been left near the door. "Please. Tumblr is for cis gendered-"
"I KNEW IT!" Louis said. "YOU'RE A TUMBLRINA!"
"I AM NOT!" Karey screamed, as she slapped Louis. "CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE!!!"
"I can't even." Louis said, laughing.
"Please don't tell anyone." Karey said, sobbing.
"Relax, you're secret is safe with me." Louis said. "And I wouldn't worry about Niall and Harry saying anything, either."
"Why's that?" Karey asked.
"I doubt they heard your blurts over their sex."
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Another Goddamn 1D FanFic
FanfictionKarey needs a rad internship. Her prospective locations include Google, Microsoft, and...Nokia. But when her stupid 12 year old sister Kiley gets her an internship at 1D... Karey's going to realize that maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to marry...
