Alexander the Great walks in the room and sits down next to Tsunamilion.
Alexander the Great: W-what? Where am I?
Tsunamilion: You are in Pyrhhia. My name is Tsunamilion. Today I'm going to do an interview with you.
Alexander: Interview? What year is it?
Tsunamilion: 2020. Now on with the interview. Alexander the Great...can I call you Alexy?
Alexander: uh, no. Alexander the Great!
Tsunamilion: Alex?
Alexander: Alexander THE Great!
Tsunamilion: ATG?
Alexander: No! ALEXANDER THE GREAT!
Tsunamilion: Alexander?
Alexander: no-wait, never mind. My friends call me Alexander so sure.
Tsunamilion: Great! Okay, Alexander, when you were 20 years old, you conquered Thebes and other city-states, right?
Alexander: No. My father did that, but after my father's death-may he rest in peace-I went to go stop the rebellion that Thebes was doing.
Tsunamilion: What did you do?
Alexander: I burned the city down. Hahaha!
Tsunamilion gulps nervously.
Tsunamilion: What did you do next?
Alexander: I went to go defeat the Persian Empire. So, I went to Egypt.
Tsunamilion: In the textbooks, you didn't like to have that much power. You wanted more, so where did you go?
Alexander: I went to the place where no Greek has ever been! Wait, what textbooks?
Tsunamilion: Uh, nothing. Let's continue, did you win?
Alexander: Sort of, my horse died, I was heartbroken.
Tsunamilion: After every conquer did you build something to remind the citizens of their leader?
Alexander: Actually, I did, I built things that were Greek style. The Greek way would mingle with their original cultures and this would lead to a new culture called Hellenistic. Ah, it was my favorite culture.
Tsunamilion: Yeah, it is too bad you die.
Alexander: yeah-wait what?
Tsunamilion: Uh, never mind. Forget I said anything.
Alexander: I die?
Tsunamilion: And that's all guys. Thank you for listening!
Alexander: Wait! Tell me how I die!
Tsunamilion: Time for you to go now. Security!
Security comes and stands next to Tsunamilion
Tsunamilion: Take Alexander back to his time and DON'T tell him about his future!
Security guards drag Alexander away.
Alexander: NOOOOO! WAIT I have more questions!
TSunamilion: Bye, Bye.
Tsunamilion waves him goodbye
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