Fuck Boys

Explain.

D a l l a s

At eight o'clock there was a knock on my door. It was Jack. You know, I'm not exactly thrilled about teaching him this shit, because he seems too innocent. I don't know.

"Hey, did you get the stuff I asked you to get?" I ask.

He looks so scared, like I'm going to kill him or something.

"Condoms, a ruler, and some beer" he nodded.

What? He was only eighteen, how did he get beer?

"How'd you-"

"Alexandria gave me my fake ID" he sighed.

Perfect.

"Come on in" I open the door wide enough for him to get in.

He looked around. I hope he knows I get paid one thousand dollars a day, I can afford stuff.

"This is a really nice place" he nodded.

"Thank ya- it pays to have a lot in your pants" I smirked.

Jack just nodded.

"Take the ruler and go measure your dick" I order.

"What? Is that what it was for?" He looked all offended.

"Yeah- go do it" I motioned him to the bathroom.

"Hard or-"

"Are you gonna have sex with a limp dick?" I cocked my head sideways.

"No-" he tried to speak again.

"Then hard" I shut him in the bathroom.

"How am I supposed to get-" I love cutting him off.

He's such an idiot.

"I have magazines in there for a reason" I call through the door.

"Alright" he beats on the door behind me.

"And?"

I'm not gonna let him out until he tells me.

"Nine and seven eighths" Jack sighed through the door.

"Okay, wash your hands and get your ass out here" I laugh and step away from the door.

Time for a smoke. The door opens and he walked out.

Was he blushing? Such a sis.

"Are you happy?" I ask.

"Yeah I guess" Jack shrugged.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm an eleven" I smirk.

Oh I'm an asshole.

He rolled his eyes.

"So, wanna drink?" I crack a beer open and offer it to him.

"Uh-" he was gonna say no.

"Just take the damn beer and listen to me" I hand it to him.

Jack nervously sat across from me and took the beer out of my hand. Why is he so scared of me? I'm not a bad fucking person, oh wait, I am.

"Did she mention a test?" I ask.

Oh he's in for a treat if he has a crush on Alexandria.

"Yeah actually, what is it?" He asked me.

Oh lord.

"You uh-" I don't know how to word it.

"What?" He rushed me.

"You have sex with her so she can see how you are in bed and so she can assign you to some clients to start off with"

His face lit up.

"Okay then" he nodded.

"Don't think you're special because I did it too, that's why I made you measure your dick" I joke.

He's crazy for her. Always checking her out. That's not how it works, not in here.

"Uh is it too late to say I'm a virgin?" He spoke quickly and nervously.

"Are you fucking serious? You're kidding" I snarl.

Why the hell would you want to lose your virginity to someone who you might only see once or twice, never have a relationship with and- fuck he was losing it to Alexandria, not a client.

He's bound to get attached to her.

No.

"No I just-"

"I lost my virginity when I was fifteen to a girl in the locker room, c'mon man" I groan.

Why? He makes no sense. God I have to teach him how to fuck a girl too. Psht. He'll figure it out. He's such an idiot.

He looks like that kid that does his homework in class and gets asked for an answer to a question he hasn't answered yet. Fucking waste of time.

"You know what? Fucking google it. I'm tired of your newbie shit. Get out" I point to the door.

"Bu- but" he stammered.

"Get your ass out of here before I make you" a step closer to him.

Jack flinches. What a baby.

I shove him to the door. Before he can say anything else I shove him out the door and slam it in his face.

If he wants an explanation he's gonna find it himself. Ask Alexandria.

Shit.

Now I have to explain to her.