Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

Bug Off

"Hmph! Fine shut off then. What time is it anyway?"

The clock beside Roz said 12 AM. And it was pitch dark outside. With fireflies and crickets dancing and screeching rampant in the streets.

Roz sat on their porch and watched them closely. A fixation that took all of their time and attention away from their bigger plans of total world takeover.

Roz watched them fly. Watcha the bugs fly into the air, one mosquito of which flew up oh so delicately to a human, and drank it dry of all fluids. All that was left was a dry crusty corpse of skin and bones.

Roz exhaled. "If only I could fly up and strike these humans from above with the force of a thousand ravenous suns...wait a minute."

Roz remembered that bugs have little wings on their backs that pop out of pak like shields. They remembered that they have an advanced super computer, and advanced tech that can alter and make robotic adjustments to their own pak.

"I CAN DO THAT! COMPUTER!" Roz dashed from the base porch to their basement.

All the while, a little squeaky nosed neighbor next for listened attentively and took notes from behind her fence.

"Bugs huh? You wanna be even more of a nasty bug then you are? I can work with that."

Mary gave a maniacal chuckle, turning into a maniacal laugh. After which a lanternfly hopped into Mary's throat, causing her to choke for a few seconds.

"Hack! stupid jumpy lantern fly! Bleh!"

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Under the earth, deep in the ground like a working ant, Roz was finishing their biggest masterpiece. They were sitting ever so impatient and excited. Thinking of all the new possibilities for world domination, and new  opportunities to mess with Mary.

As the drills and polishers halted on Roz's pack, their anxiousness went up by ten fold. Once the computer said "it's done." Roz made an eight foot vertical leap into the air and up into the ceiling.

Dum strolled over to the spot Roz jumped from and looked around to find them.

"Master? Master where's you go?"

All of a sudden Dum was swept into the air like prey in the gallons of a vulture, but it was actually just Roz. Using their new pak wings, gliding all around the room, and dancing, twirling and spinning around, both Dum and Roz shouting WEE and giggling.

Once they settled down and caught their breaths. Roz turned to show off their new wings.

"They're amazing aren't they Dum?"

"Ooooh!" Dum scrunched their face. "So pretty like glass!"

Indeed. The wings were reflective, like a real insect's scales. Only this time the reflections were cause by holographic visuals, made by the outer rims if the wings, which were just the pack legs folded up.

"I'm gonna abuse these like the smelly humans abusing the fresh toilet papers."

Roz grabbed a bunch of stuff on a table beside them. Powdered acid, big ray guns, laser pointers, itchy poison darts, cartoonishly evil electrical leaches, and honey. Before leaving the Irken popped in their pigtails wig and contacts.

"Hehehehe~ Soon the world will bow before me."

They turned to Dum before hitching an elevator ride to the ground floor and outside.

"Don't eat the pancakes while I'm out." There were no promises made.

What a beautiful day it was though. It seemed much calmer this morning compared to the day before where sacrificial ceremonies were being had by cicadas and butterflies were carrying their victims to the sky. The sun was bright and the wind was blowing. And the humans were all skipping and hopping in the streets, playing games and what not.