Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

Hello Neighbor

It was a bright and sunny day. Roz and Dum step outside their base; both wearing their disguises.

"Alright Dum. We must observe these lowly life forms in order to blend in better. Then we can strike them all and their filthy selves dead!"

"Okey."

"So try not to make a scene."

"Okey."

They stepped away from the base and proceeded down the stone walkway.

"And be alert. You never know if some filthy life form will try and-"

"HEY!"

"UAAAAGH!"

Rod fell backwards and looked up.

The dark haired, scythe ponytail, glasses wearing girl jumped in front of Roz at the end of the stone road. She continued staring at the Irken.

"H-Huh?"

"Hi."

Roz arose from the ground and looked at the girl in confusion.

The girl sported a pink shirt with a design depicting a dark moth with glowing eyes. Her sneakers were wide Velcro with dark blue straps. She had on a black bandanna around her neck. And her eyes were an unnatural shade of greenish blue She was also incredibly short. Like Roz, but a few inches shorter. She also had a big head upon closer inspection.

"Greetings..." said Roz. She walked past the girl with Dum. The girl continued to follow them down the street.

After about five blocks Roz became uncomfortable and nervous. She turned around to the girl and asked:

"Might I inquire why are you following me?"

"Oh! I'm Mary, your neighbor. I live in the blue house right next to yours."

"That's nice." Roz spoke in an annoyed tone. "Now leave me alone. You smell horrible."

Roz turned around and kept walking. But as quickly as she turned Mary was in front of her.

"AAAH!"

Mary looked at her in a locked stare. She didn't move. She didn't look like she was breathing either. She was perfectly still with a smile from ear to ear.

"So what's your name?"

"M-my name is none of your business!"

"I told you my name."

"Well I don't need to tel you mine!"

"Ok."

Roz walked but Mary kept walking with her.

"So where are you from?"

Roz thought to herself: oh great am I going to have to deal with questions palooza now? Ok think...What is a human sounding location. Try to blend in...

"Ir...um...Shoops...uh...Shoopsville! Yes that's right Shoopsville!"

"Interesting." Mary pulled out a pen and note pad and started writing.

Roz thought to herself in a sweat. Are the Earth lifeforms all this stupid? Why does she have a primitive note taking device?

"Where's your family?"

Family? What's a "family?" "Um... they're...out?"

"Ok."

Roz walked up streets, into stores, through a park and by a dumpster but the questions kept coming and Mary showed no signs of leaving.