Jotaro Kujo and his girlfriend, noria cocoa,go to egypt to kill Dio and save his mother with a little help from his friends; JoJo's ancestor from Utah, his Grandfather's friends, a french avenger, and a french dog drug dealer.
Before we start, i use bad spelling and grammar on purpose. IT GETS BETTER I PROMISE!!!
jail guy: "Jotaro Kujo, 17 years old, and 195 cm tall. His father is a japanese jazz musician, currently on tour, his mother is an american, british descent."
holy: "yes, all of that is correct. And Jotaro is definitely my son."
Other jail guy: "it seems like all his friends call him jojo, take the "jo" from his first name and take the "jo" from his first name and combine them. Aw man! That's really lame!"
holy: I need to know, exactly how many people did Jotaro kill? no! i take it back! i don't want know!"
jail guy:" settle down, nobody said anything about him killing people."
jail other guy: "he got into a fight, that's all."
Holy: "oh?"
jail guy: "the truth is, the thugs he tangled with were armed with knives and nun chucks."
lol. im too lazy to do the WHOLE scene.
I T GETS BETTER!
*Dey leaf da where utah Joseh tells da stuff.*(about the rat that calls himself Dio(that's a labyrinth reference(aka WATCH IT)))
Dio: *being the worst*
Jotaro: "I NEED TO GET A COLLEGE EDUCATION SO I CAN BE A MARINE BIOLOGIST!"
Holly: ARn't YoU fOrGeTtiNg SoMe ThInG? *motherly kiss*
jotaro: rAtT*leaves*
jotaro: yare yare daze
*schoolgirls*
jotaro: RaTt
schoolgirs: JOt Is HoT
Kak: *he paink*
jot: *he fall*
schoolgrillls: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
kak: here, this is a token of my love. (handkerchief)
later
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pompadour kid: *dies*
nurz: *is pzezez*
kak: *his fault*
skerphlaknuk: *killsnake*
jot: hom tim!
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