John: So uh
John: I think I did a thing
Elaine: Oh my god
Elaine: What now?
Blyke: Is it like the bird
John: No
Isen: What is it then?
Remi: Yeah what did you do
John: Well
John: Um
Seraphina: BOI SAY IT
John: I may or may not have written a rap thing?
John: Roasting Arlo?
John: It's actually not too bad imo?
Isen: ...
Blyke: ...
Elaine: ...
Remi: ...
Seraphina: ...
Seraphina: I'm proud of you, son
Remi: Me too
Remi: Son
Blyke: Wait so if John is Remi and Sera's son...?
Remi: Bruh Blyke I though you would have learned by now
Remi: Don't read into these things too much
Isen: Yeah Blyke
Isen: cOmE oN
Blyke: Stfu
Remi: Just go with the flow
Remi: Namaste brother
Elaine: Remi what the-
Elaine: Okay nvm
Elaine: Moving on
Elaine: So John can we hear it?
Elaine: Read it, I guess?
John: Yeah I'm waiting for Arlo to get here
Arlo: John what the f*ck are you doing????
John: ...And there he is! Right on cue
John: Okay listen up ladies and gentlemen
Elaine: Arlo you shoulda just not responded and then he wouldn't be doing this
Arlo: I realize that, Elaine
Arlo: At least now I realize that
Blyke: *whispers* dumb*ss
Remi: Shush the show is starting
Seraphina: Yeah Asslo, shut up
John: *ahem*
John: Here we are
John:
First of all
You're so pathetic
You little blonde-haired sh*t
Just relax, got a stick up your butt
Time to chill, cool it
It's not my fault
Not my problem
If you are weak as hell
But you know what is your issue?
I'm hot, even with the gel (uh)
You better step on the brakes
'Cause you gon' get punched in the face
Sorry is this not your pace?
Well, you're just a crap King and I should be Ace
Sera and Remi can both beat you up
And of course I am next in the line up
This is what comes when you mess with Joker
Better sit down, it's not over
I'm gonna kick your *ss
Tosser you can't even play
I'm confused with what you're tryna say
The words you speak don't make sense
Though in my defense, you're more than a little bit dense
Bruh you're clueless to what's going on
Everyone just wants you gone
Seeing the bruises and scrapes on your face
What happened to you?
You, you couldn't kick my *ss
You got no class
I see you on Tinder, yup that's a pass
Kick your *ss, you got no class
I see you on Tinder, yup that's a pass
Boi, you need plastic surgery
And some brand-new clothes
Not to mention personality
Don't forget 'bout those
I'm out
Got you burned real hard, that was some hot prose
I'm out
Got you burned real hard, that was some hot prose
John: *mic drop*
Blyke: DAYUUUMMMMMMMMMMM
Seraphina: bro
Seraphina: BRO
Blyke: HOLD UPPPPP
Remi: JOHN I KINDA HATE YOU BUT THAT WAS GOOOOOD
Remi: EPIC
Seraphina: LIT
Remi: FIRE
Isen: Okay you can stop now Remi
Isen: And Seraphina
Isen: And I hate to admit it but standing ovation
Elaine: Yeah like that wasn't half bad
Remi: NOT HALF BAD? NOT HALF BAD?
Seraphina: IT WAS GORGEOUS
Remi: *high fives Sera*
Seraphina: *high fives you back*
Arlo: I don't know what to say
Arlo: Except, possibly, screw you John
John: Your place or mine?
John: *wink wink*
John: Or Sera's, if you know what I mean
John: *aggressive winking*
Seraphina: BRUH DON'T VOLUNTEER ME
Seraphina: SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT TF NOW
John: Don't worry, it grosses me out too
John: Thinking about it
Remi: John all I'm gonna say is this
Remi: Be careful what you write
Remi: Because Evie was reading those over my shoulder
Remi: And you know how innocent Evie is
Remi: I was almost put in the very awkward situation of FRICKIN EXPLAINING IT TO HER
Remi: SO SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE
John: Make me SHORTY
Remi: B*TCH YOU WANNA GO
Remi: I DON'T CARE IF YOU WROTE A SICK RAP ROASTING ARLO
John: HELL YEAH
John: TURF WARS FIELD IN 30
Remi: YOU'RE ON MF
NOTE: IF YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR HOW THE RAP SHOULD SOUND, COMMENT THAT YOU DO! YES, I WROTE IT MYSELF. BUT IT WAS BASED OFF OF THE STRANGER THINGS RECAP BY MBB, SO I CAN'T TAKE FULL CREDIT. LIKE THE FLOW AND STUFF WAS THE SAME OR WHATEVER. IDK.
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UnOrdinary Group Chat
FanfictionWhat would happen if you put the main UnOrdinary characters in a single group chat? *The idea for UnOrdinary is all uru-chan's! There might be some mild cursing, but I bleeped it all out with asterisks.
