51: Bang Bang

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A/N: Oi Cunts! Apparently I lied on the last chapter. Apparently there can be more than 100 chapters lmao I did not know that. I also lied saying that I would get back into the plot before doing more lyric pranks but it's easier to do a lyric prank than to put an actual chapter and I spent 7 hours straight doing school work nonstop so imma just do another lyric prank. I'm also gonna do another lyric prank or two right after this lol. I'm not sorry. This song is Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj. Also, do NOT skip this chapter! A certain ship is revealed! Although it's probably obvious now. I was actually planning to wait until later to reveal it but more and more people are picking up on my little hints lol so here it is! The ship SEROROKI or TodoSero or SeroTodo whatever you wanna call it lol. Anyways, let's begin fuckos! <3

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4:02 am - Sunday - Class 1-Gay

Midoriya: He got a body like an hour glass but I can give it to you all the time

Todoroki: what?

Iida: Izuku it is 4 in the morning go to sleep

Kaminari: So we gon ignore the sexual suggestions that Mido made?Okay lmao

Midoriya: He got a booty like a Cadillac but I can send you into overdrive oh

Sero: Yo class rep I think he's talking to you

Iida: I'm lost

Tsu: Stop being horny on main

Iida: Oh jeez Izuku

Midoriya: You've been waiting for that

Iida: waiting for what?

Midoriya: Step on up swing your bat

Kaminari: Like an actual bat or his metteophourical bat

Yaoyorozu: Kaminari that is the worst spelling of metaphorical I have ever seen

Kaminari: whoops lol but my question needs to be answered because is he asking Iida to beat him with a bat or like whip out his pp

Iida: Kaminari that is not appropriate

Jirou: Neither is what Mido is saying

Iida: Izuku what are you talking about

Midoriya: See anybody could be bad to you; You need a good guy to blow your mind yeah

Kirishima: I think he's asking to top Iida

Kaminari: He already does

Uraraka: I wake up because my phone is buzzing and come back to this what the heck guys

Midoriya: Bang Bang into the room I know you want it

Uraraka: Nope I'm going back to sleep goodnight

Sero: MIDOBRO WOAH

Jirou: why must I read that with my own two eyes

Mina: oop-

Mina: ah

Tsu: What?

Mina: imma let him finish 🤪🤘

Tsu: okay?

Midoriya: Bang Bang all over you I'll let you have it

Bakugo: Jesus fucking christ stop being a horny lil fuck and go the fuck to sleep

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