44: Vending Machine

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6:53 am - Thursday - Class 1-Gay

Sero added Shinsou and Aizawa

Aizawa: Why was I added to this dreadful chat?

Shinsou: Funny story...

Sero: He's not joking when he says funny

Shinsou: Hush

Aizawa: What is it now?

Shinsou: Denki may be a bit late for class

Mina: DENKI HUH? FIRST NAMES?

Aizawa: And why is that?

Shinsou: Kaminari is stuck in the vending machine

Iida: ...what?

Shinsou: Kaminari is stuck in the vending machine

Aizawa: He's stuck in the vending machine...

Sero: Yep.

Yaoyorozu: Do you mean that his hand is stuck or...?

Shinsou: No I mean that he is in the vending machine

Aizawa: His whole body is stuck?

Kirishima: How did that happen?

Shinsou: I don't know. Sero, Denki and I were walking to the school and Sero and I turned to talk to my rat of a bestfriend Monoma on his way to his boyfriend's dorm and when we turned back around he was in the vending machine

Todoroki: I don't even know how to respond

Iida: How did he manage to even get his entire body in there?

Sero: I don't even think he was buying a snack or anything dude

Iida: I- *sigh*

Aizawa: Agreed. Which vending machine?

Shinsou: The one right by the front doors

Aizawa: Ugh. Everyone still needs to go to class on time. Mic will be there to watch over you all while we fetch out the electric boy

Shinsou: Please hurry, he's starting to spark a little from the claustrophobia

Aizawa: I'm on my way with the janitor

Shinsou: Thank you

Todoroki: Thank you, dad*

Shinsou: Huh?

Todoroki: He's your dad, you can at least acknowledge that in your thanks

Shinsou: Mido

Midoriya: Todoroki please stop

Todoroki: You're just defending him because you're All Might's secret love child. You both are just keeping each other's secrets

Midoriya: Todoroki I don't even look like him

Todoroki: Must I go into an explanation?

Midoriya: I give up

Todoroki: So back to Shinsou and Aizawa

Aizawa: Todoroki, how was I supposed to have a child if I'm gay and married to a man I've been with since I was your age?

Todoroki: I don't know maybe you had a child with Mic's sister or something to have both of y'all's DNA

Aizawa: Mic doesn't have a sister.

Todoroki: or does he?

Aizawa: Go to class Todoroki

Todoroki: This isn't over but I'll stop for now.

Aizawa: Being a teacher is giving me grey hairs I swear .

Shinsou left the chat

Aizawa left the chat

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