[DISCONTINUED] mistaken messages || dreamnoblade

;;17 - 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦🤡 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠..

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conversation between you and dream🤡
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dream🤡:
techno
techno
techno
technooooo
answer me pls
im lonelyyyy

you:
aren't u supposed to b in school though

dream🤡:
well yeah but like
class is boring man
can't blame me for not caring abt how england massacred britain or whatever

you:
"england massacred britain"
next your teacher'll be talking about how holland set fire to the whole of the netherlands

dream🤡:
LMAO SHUT UP
i couldn't think of what to say okkkkkkkk

you:

alright, mr. england-and-britain-arent-the-same-place

dream🤡:
thats so mean of you 
i can't believe you'd call me that smh

you:
get good, nerd

dream🤡:
im gonna cryyyyy
oh also do you know what the square root of 6084 is
im too lazy to pull up calculator

you:
bruh
what class are you even in??
and for your information the square root of 6084 is 78 

dream🤡:
oh im in history lmaooo
i mean i would pay more attention but
i don't exactly want to learn about slave keepers and shit
yknow??
i have a set or morals that goes strictly against this
*of
smh my head

you:
yeahhh yknow what thats understandable
i wouldn't want to learn abt that stuff either
but like
why tf do you need to know what the square root of 6084 is in history

dream🤡:
im doing my math hw in class like a rEbEl

you:
...
honestly can't say im surprised

dream🤡:
i
i feel offended

you:
smh ok
be that way then

dream🤡:
oh yeah abt ur swimming competition

you:
wha
when did we move on to talking abt me?

dream🤡:
we didn't
i just wanted to,,, uh,,
you know like the last time we called

you:
yeah
what about it?

dream🤡:
hh
i just wanted to say that i wasn't kidding when i said i wanted to show up for the competition thing to watch you,,,

you:
aw
im flattered
uh- 
so uh
did you want the address..?

dream🤡:
yeah
yeah that would be
yeah
i did

you:
uh
ok yeah uhm
yeah
lemme pull up the email
XXXX Ave, 19 XXXXX xxxx

dream🤡:
got it
haah
first time to see you in person, i guess

you:
was not seeing me thru a camera enough for you
smh greedy much

dream🤡:
yeah well
there's smth different abt seeing someone thru a camera and seeing them in person

you:
true, true
i won't deny that

dream🤡:
anyways uh
the bell just rang LMAO

you:
now i know when your school ends
imagine i was just using a face changer and voice changer and im secretly a 60 year old coming to kidnap you

dream🤡:
oh gods
pls no i have nothing of value

you:
lMAOOO
no worries im not a 60 year old creep
but
are you?

dream🤡:
nO WTF
dude imagine i gave all my friends a 60 year olds number and they added a 60 y.o. into the gc
man
i would not like to hear about that

you:
damn
that'd be hilarious
but also very creepy

dream🤡:
yeah lmaoo

you:
anyways i think i'm going to go take a nap

dream🤡:
oh? lmao ok
in the middle of the day?

you:
couldn't sleep last night
there was a thunderstorm
it was far too loud

dream🤡:
rip 
then i guess i'll talk to you later?

you:
yeah 
uh-
bye?

dream🤡:
byeee
sleep tight 
kill the bedbugs if they bite

you:
guess i'm going on a mass killing spree then

dream🤡:
LMAO CHRIST
good
read 4:34pm ✔️✔️

--
last part of the convo was referenced from one i had with my dad friend a few days ago
here lemme quote the conversation:

him: "im gonna go hit the bed now"
me: "oh? bed abuse pog??"
him: "yeah, im gonna kick it while im at it"
me: "lmfao, ok"
me: "night crus, eat the bedbugs if they bite"
him: "guess im going to commit genocide then"
me: "christ ok"

also he watches technoblade so :))
funny thing is his real name and technos real name are quite similar
yeah
also, i do base my book dream and book technos personality around people i know or myself, so yknow
there will be some out of character phrases n stuff