Sam's mom: You're grounded! No books for a month!
Sam: I need books for school though
Sam's mom: Okay, then no Wii for a month!
Sam: You literally can't stop me from playing on it while you're asleep.
Sam's mom: Fine!
Sam's mom: No being gay.
Sam:
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