101 Dirty Jokes!!!!

78: anniversary

A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. after a while they realize both of there wedding anniversary's are the next day. Poor man, "What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?" Rich man, "I got her a pink Ferrari and a diamond ring." Poor man, "What made you choose those gifts?" Rich man, "She loves fast cars and I wasn't sure about the ring so if she doesn't like it, she can take it back in her new car... " The poor, "Man nods in agreement." Rich man, "What did you get your wife?" Poor man, "I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a dildo." Rich man, "Why did you choose those gifts?" Poor man, " Well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*uck herself."