You knew she was coming?
CARRIE DARVILLE
Who do you think she called to tell you she had an offer?
Carrie and Baby Enos sit down and watch Booker as he continues to stare at them.
BOOKER DARVILLE
Why didn't you call me?
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
Because I knew you'd hang up.
Booker looks at Carrie. She nods for him to take a seat across from them. Booker shakes his head and does so.
BOOKER DARVILLE
Okay, you have my attention, what the hell do you want?
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
Your grandfather's car, Trigger, I know where it is.
Carrie gasps.
BOOKER DARVILLE
Yeah, so do I. It's sitting outside... because grandma drove it here... today. You didn't see it when you walked in?
CARRIE DARVILLE
That's 'Son of trigger'. She's talking about the one he used to make the Texarkana run with.
BOOKER DARVILLE
They're not the same car?
CARRIE DARVILLE
No, Bo sold Trigger when he started... Bo lost Trigger.
BOOKER DARVILLE
OK, so what does that have to do with me? Woop-dee-do, you bought my granddad's car. Put it in a museum or something.
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
I said I found it, dummy, I never said I bought it.
BOOKER DARVILLE
Still haven't gotten to the part where I care.
CARRIE DARVILLE
Booker!
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
Your grandfather was a legend, boy, show some respect.
BOOKER DARVILLE
Yeah, a legend, that my dad was obsessed with living up to, and look where that got him.
CARRIE DARVILLE
Booker, your dad got caught because he couldn't... drive like Bo. But me and your father have seen you behind the wheel. It's like seeing Bo behind the wheel again.
Booker looks from Carrie to Baby Enos.
BOOKER DARVILLE
I know what you're getting at, and it's a terrible idea.
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
I want you to go in and steal your grandfather's car back.
BOOKER DARVILLE
And there it is. Yeah, not happening. You want me to commit grand theft auto, for what?
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
Well, you'll get to keep the car and... Let's see Big Enos paid Bandit 80,000 dollars for the Texarkana run. I'll quadruple it. 320,000 dollars.
Booker sits forward a little bit, interested.
BOOKER DARVILLE
Alright... what's the catch?
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
Nothing major.
BOOKER DARVILLE
Bullshit, there's always something when it comes to Burdette's.
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
Okay, fine. There are two... the first is that you have to get it from the owner's house in Canton, Texas and back to Enos Manor in Atlanta in... We'll say 24 hours—
BOOKER DARVILLE
Doing everything you can to up the ante this time, aren't you?
Baby Enos shrugs her shoulders.
BOOKER DARVILLE
What's the other catch? You said there were two.
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
The owner of the car. He's the Chief of Canton Police and Buford Justice's grandson.
BOOKER DARVILLE
(Laughing)
You have got to be shitting me.
CARRIE DARVILLE
Booker... you've got to get it back.
BOOKER DARVILLE
What, no! If Chief Justice wants a reminder of the one that got away, far-be-it from me to take it away from him and embarrass him even more. I think that family has suffered enough of that for a few generations.
CARRIE DARVILLE
That car has more memories in it than you could possibly understand! I'm not asking you to get it back, Book, I'm begging you. Do this for your dad, do it for me, please.
BOOKER DARVILLE
You're seriously trying to send your only grandchild to prison?
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
Only if you get caught.
BOOKER DARVILLE
You, stay out of this, Satan.
Carrie goes over to Booker and grabs his hand, shaking.
CARRIE DARVILLE
Booker, please!
Booker looks from Carrie to Baby Enos for a beat.
BOOKER DARVILLE
So that's why you called her. When does my time start?
Baby Enos shrugs her shoulders.
BABY ENOS BURDETTE
Right now.
BOOKER DARVILLE
Son of a bitch, fine!
Booker stands up and heads towards the door.
BOOKER DARVILLE
I'll call you from jail, grandma.
Carrie and Baby Enos watch Booker as he leaves and then fist bump each other.
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Bandit (Smokey and the Bandit Part IV)
Adventure43 years after the legendary Texarkana run by Cletus Snow and Bo Darville, their grandchildren discover that the vehicle used to block the police, Trigger, is in the possession of Buford T. Justice's own grandson. Together, Clementine Snow and Booke...
Act 1, Scene 1
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