John: And, you know, it's a bird, so I figured it would fly away
John: Well it didn't
John: So I ended up actually hitting it and it landed in the street, just in time for a car to come and run it over
Isen: Nasty
John: Plus it was one of those big ones, you know?
Remi: That's what she said
Seraphina: Oiiii nice one *high fives*
Remi: ;)
John: That's not all though
Elaine: Seriously??? THAT'S not all?
John: Yeah
John: Because next to me there was some group of like 1st graders on a field trip or something
John: And they just stared at the mush that used to be a bird and literally started going insane
John: Like crying, screaming, running around
Blyke: LMAOOOOOOOO
Elaine: Ugh I think I'm gonna hurl because I can just imagine like the smashed up bird pulp
John: Oh you want a picture? I'm still right here next to it
Elaine: Yeah no thank you
John: Pffft
John: Ok so then the teacher is like, "oh don't worry it wasn't a real bird" because he's trying to calm the kids down
John: But then one of the kids says, "It's still moving though!"
John: And we all look over and sure enough, one of the legs that's like sticking up in the mess is twitching in the mOsT fRiCkinG dIsguStINg wAy
John: I swear, like 2 kids threw up
John: And now everyone's glaring at me so I need help and advice on what to do
Isen: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Seraphina: Sucks to be you my dude
Isen: THAT WAS THE MOST ENTERTAINING THING I'VE HEARD ALL WEEK
Elaine: Too bad you never copied Sera's power, John
Elaine: Then you could just rewind and bring the pigeon back
John: Yeah well Elaine thinking about what I could have done is NOT VERY HELPFUL RIGHT NOW
John: I THINK THE TEACHER IS GOING TO KILL ME
Arlo: Don't say anything guys
Arlo: Don't give John any advice
Arlo: Just let the teacher whatever person murder him
John: F*ck you, Arlo
John: Everyone's allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse that privilege
Blyke: OHHHHH SHOTS FIRED
Blyke: ARLO DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Blyke: THAT WAS THE SOUND OF JOHN COMPLETELY BURNING YOU
Remi: Pffffffft you know, I hate to admit it, but that was pretty good
John: *bows*
John: Okay but what do I do
Elaine: Didn't you copy my healing power? Just like bring the bird back from the brink of almost death or something
Elaine: If you're strong enough you should be able to do it
Elaine: And you said that it was still moving sooooooo
John: Oh yeah
Seraphina: Lol this is why John doesn't have the... best grades
Seraphina: Too many brain farts
John: Heeeey! Stob it
Remi: Was that a-? Did you- did you just use a BTS reference?
Remi: John
Elaine: Wow
Remi: I wouldn't have expected that from someone like JOHN
Remi: Honey you blow my mind every day
John: ANYWAY
John: I'm all done
John: It wasn't too bad
John: I mean, I had to look up close at squished up bird mash
John: But other than that
Isen: Congratulations, you survived another day
Blyke: Ok but imagine the obit
Blyke: "Murdered by a teacher for accidentally killing a bird and traumatizing a class full of first graders"
Seraphina: Lmao right though
John: How can you guys joke about my death so easily????
John: *crying inside*
Arlo: Well
Arlo: Your life is already a joke so it only makes sense that your death should be one
Blyke: OH DAYUM SON
Blyke: ARLO JUST-
Isen: I think Arlo just made up for John's earlier roasting lmao
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UnOrdinary Group Chat
FanfictionWhat would happen if you put the main UnOrdinary characters in a single group chat? *The idea for UnOrdinary is all uru-chan's! There might be some mild cursing, but I bleeped it all out with asterisks.
