A blonde and a redhead were walking through the mall. The redhead looks over and sees her boyfriend in the flower shop.
"Oh crap." she says, "my boyfriend is buying me flowers."
The blonde one says "Well whats wrong with that don't you like flowers?"
The redhead says "Well, yeah, but that means that I have to spend the weekend with my legs in the air."
The blonde one says "What's the matter? Don't you have a vase?"
