The 24 year old Zhu ZanJin, a harem novel author, with countless fans, have all you want in a partner. Be it, whether good looks, wealth, or fame. So why can't he get a girlfriend?!
"Ugh..." Zhu ZanJin blinked his eyes open, "where..... where am I...
Zhu ZanJin immediately closed his eyes again. "Shi Xiong is awake!!" Zhu ZanJin heard someone called from outside. Shut up...! Let me sleep. Zhu ZanJin stayed down for a while, only after sensing something is not right did he finally open his eyes, and scanned the room. Wtf. Zhu ZanJin felt lightheaded as he tried to sit up. As though instincts, someone immediately came forward, while holding his back, helped him sit up.
Only after sitting for a while did he finally come to his senses. Wait, where am I again? He immediately stood up but was soon stopped by one of the few people in the room. "ZanJin, where are you going? You had just gotten up..." Zhu ZanJin looked around the room, not at all hearing the man's worried voice, nor did he notice all the eyes staring at him. "Where am I?" Zhu ZanJin asked, turning to the man next to him. Another man behind them mockingly laughed, "you had only got a fever and laid around for a few days but the moment you woke up, you had already forgotten your own siheyuan?"
"...." had Zhu ZanJin heard wrong? ...siheyuan? A SIHEYUAN?! When my grandfather was alive, there had not even been a single siheyuan in China anymore! Zhu ZanJin couldn't quite believe his ears. He walked out, talking a look around, indeed was this a siheyuan. There was even a few people looking like disciples walking around wearing matching uniforms. Now that he thought of it, the two men did seem Familiar. "wang... zhuocheng?" I turned around, facing the worried face of the good looking man. "Yes? Do you need anything?"
"Character points plus 2! Important character found!"
A voice like google translate suddenly came into Zhu ZanJin's ears, as did a display screen appeared in front of ZanJin's eyes. Wtf**** !!!! Ta ma de!! Zhu ZanJin was stunned and tried his best to suppress the urge to just collapse on the spot. Not only did I suddenly transmitted into my own novel, I had actually managed to transmit into the scum villain of the story?!!!! The same scum villain that had been torture to death by the protagonist, Liu Haikuan?! Aiyaaaaa!!! Zhu ZanJin mentality screamed. How fucking amazing. Zhu ZanJin could only stand there helplessly as he thought. Why had I named the scum villain after myself again? Why hadn't I name the protagonist after myself?
"Even if you name the protagonist after yourself, you would still transmit into the villain" the google translate voice appeared again.
"...." shut the fuck up. Let me be miserable in peace.
Then, a thought came to his mind. "Where's Haikuan?"
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Siheyuan - A siheyuan is a historical type of residence that was commonly found throughout China.
Ta ma de - 他妈的, literally, His mother's. Meaning: Shit! God damn it! It can also be used to cuss at someone.
