Jake English and Dirk Strider

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  You were running from Jake, again. The reason? Oh you just decided to sneak up on him while he was dancing to music. Ok back to Jake chasing you.

  (YYYYYY/NNNNNNNN)!!" Jake yelled as he grabbed you from behind and lifted you in the air "Kakakakaka! That was too funny!" you laughed your evil laugh as Jake held you up lion king style.

  Just then Dirk came in and turned on the same music for that scene. You both looked at him weirdly before falling to the ground and laughing like maniacs "Dirk!! You stypoid!!" both you and Jake said.

  Dirk pushed up his shades. "Still..you can't be SUGOI as me!" Jake laughed "No I'm waaaayyy more SUGOI." you chimed in "NO IM THE KAWAIIEST POTATO THSYS SUGOI AS HELL WITH THE NYAN CAT POWWWAS!!"

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