DON'T READ THIS (actually please do)

STREAM WATERMELON SUGAR, BITCHES

Sorry for yelling, but seriously, stream that shit. Stream the hell out of it. Stream stream stream. Stream? Stream. S-t-r-e-a-m. S t r e a m. Stream? The word no longer makes sense. I remember the first time I said a word so many times it stopped making sense...I was about 4 and me and my brother had just finished watching Cars and we were just saying "Mater" over and over.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME NOT TO SPEND $40 ON A FUCKING BEACH TOWEL I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO DO THAT

I wrote a poem the other day, based on actual events. Here it is. Ahem.

Fuck this.

I don't know why

I can't be not insecure.

I suck.

Is what I told the napkin from Dunkin Donuts

Crumpled in my hand

While I cried

In my car

After coming back from Home Depot.

Fuck.

There it is.

So today. I went thrift shopping with a couple friends and at Salvation Army I found this mesh shirt thing that looked EXACTLY like the one Doug was wearing in 50 First Dates so i bought it, it was only 2 dollars, whatever. I also got a Columbia PFG fishing shirt for 12 dollars which is amazing and THE BON JOVI CROSS ROAD CD FOR $1 i should not be this excited about it but since my car is from the ancinent times (2002) I have neither bluetooth nor aux capabilities so im stuck with whatever I have on cd (nothing because im cheap and don't normally buy music (I do pay $10 a month for Spotify though lol)) or whatever is on the radio (mostly savage, say so, and watermelon sugar (not complaining about harry though...it makes me so happy he's finally getting the recognition and radio air time he deserves...while we're on this topic, I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TO STREAM WATERMELON SUGAR, LET'S GET THIS MAN A GRAMMY.))

then we went to the beach and i got a nice sunburn...my friend did "simba" across my forehead with sunscreen so now i have a white stripe and that's been...lovely.

I'm tired of this part so lets talk about my stupid guy problems in the next one. Love you turd bois.