One lovely day marina and derek went to a party together. Marina was already drunk, and derek knew that this is the only to convince her to do stuff so he asked her to buy him a burrito. This was exactly what Marina said:
"Couldn't relax, couldn't sit back
And let the cheese get in my lap
I wanted to cook
To bring me peace
And then it came, a master pieceIt felt like mexico
A great burrito
It made me feel like
A great chef
And all the starvation inside me
Melted away
Like I was freeI found what I'd been looking for in my kitchen
Found a life worth living for jam and cheese
Never thought that I could be
I could become
Paula deen, paula deen"Derek:"so can u buy me a burrito?"
Marina:"no"
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Adventures of drunk Marina
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