Disney Jokes #2

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Q6 Why is Cinderella so bad in soccer?

A6 Because she kept running away from the ball, lose her shoes and also, SHE HAD A PUMPKIN AS A COACH.

Q7 Why did Simba's father died in the stampede?

A7 Because he couldn't Mu-fasa (move faster)

Q8 Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?

A8 because Bullseye was a hoarse (horse)

Q9What do you call a disney dancing ghost?

A9 Polka-haunt-us

Q10 Why did Sleepy bring the firewood with him when he went to bed?

A10 Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

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