I hate you but I also love you

Mmm YEA

"We're here" I hear Brandon yell clearly he wanted to make me deaf ... that bish
I started falling asleep like real quick but no I couldn't CUZ they don't want to carry me
Little lazy butts
I got off the car clearly not going to take my luggage that's why we have hayes
"Hayes remember when I helped getting that girls number" I said waiting for him to say yes
"Um no" he said clearly not knowing why I'm saying this
"Well I'll help you get a girl if you carry my luggage" I said waiting for the yes anyways if he says no ill clearly start running
"Fine but if I don't be my slave for a day?" He asked
"Yea" hahaha NO
"Ok" yes bye boo's
"Kk"
-in the elevator-
"Ima fart" I hear Nash say
"NO"
"Give me a hug"
"NO" you little bish
Nash starts hugging me and then he farted uhh his farts are not magical I just passed out because their toxic.
DINGG..... Says the elevator
"AIR FINALLY FREAKING NASH YOUR GONNA PAY" I say loudly that made a group of boys come out of there rooms
I'm so glad they didn't came out of the closet cuz there actually good looking
"Hey guys you made it"Matthew said
I KNOW WHO THEY ARE I JUST HATE THEM ALL BUT IMA ACT LIKE I LOVE THEM
"Yea"Nash said really excited he's like fan girling
"And you brought a pretty friend and a fine friend"
"Aww stop it" Brandon said throwing his hand like if he was a cat
Sometimes I think my brother likes the same gender but he dates gurls I mean BRANDON I DONT GET YOU YOUR MY SIBLING YOU BISH HOW DO I NOT UNDERSTAND YOU
we all started laughing and I went to my room clearly wanted to be in bed
"OPEN the door" I said loud enough for Nash to hear
"K hold on Godzilla" Nash said in a girly voice
Which I started giggling like a school girl
"YASS IM HOME BISHES" I said really loud that you'll be dead but you got lucky you bish
"Your sister is awesome "I hear one of them say
"Thank you" I said smiling like an idiot
"Leave peasants" I said and started laughing like a mad men
"Wait you don't know them still" Nash said worrying and panicking
"Fine make it fast"i said looking up
Some of them are really attractive but some are annoying as hell
"Hi I'm Matthew" Matthew said
"K" was all I said I mean there's more boys who want to shake this wonderful wait that sounds so nasty ok they want to shake my hand yea that sounds un-nasty
All of them got to say hi and all but I clearly went to bed
They all stayed Which I didn't really minded *note the sarcasm*
I was waking up but didn't want to move but then I heard the most awesomest convo about me ever
"Who thinks Jade is hot"
I heard a lot of 'me's but no 'no's' so OMG
I started yawning pretended to wake up
DONT JUDGE HOW I WRITE K
"Sup guys I'm gonna take a shower" before I got in the bathroom I heard someone say mmm yea
-WICH CLEARLY I WANTED AUSTIN MAHONE LETS JUST SAY HES GONNA BE ADDED IN THE STORY IM NOT A FAN BUT I THINK HE DATING CAMILA IS AMAZING CUZ I LOVE FIFTH HARMONY SO YEA OK-