⚠️WARNING⚠️: This story was written and published before the first season was fully released! Details and revelations after the pilot episode were not known and this book is based on information known prior to the announcement of S1.
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Hell... app...
You stared weirdly at the group who had mouths agape except Alastor who just tilted his head.
"So before I wake up in whatever hospital they put me in-"
"Hospital?" You nod.
"Yeah, I think I got hit by a truck after saving a kid... weird how my lollipop transferred to my dream," taking a lick of the candy they all continued to stare.
"Look, you think this is a dream of your favourite show?"
"Technically there's only been a pilot, then there's the helluva boss pilot, plus two episodes... oh and Angels Addict music video and a shit tone of live streams with your voice actors-"
"Yeah well this isn't a dream," Vaggie suddenly butts in. "So you better explain yourself," she holds her weapon to your neck.
"Very funny, Vagatha," you push down the knife and turn to Angel. "Floof," you open your arms which Angel weirdly accepts.
"Ok seriously why the fuck is going on?" Husk suddenly snaps out his confused state.
"I'm enjoying the floof before I wake up,"
"You're not dreaming!" Vaggie yells, evidently frustrated. You pull away from Angel with a frown.
"Ok this dream sucks ass, hopefully my next dream is a little better," turning to Charlie you grab her face which makes Vaggie growl. "You are precious and if anything happened to you I would kill everyone in the room and then myself,"
"Thank you," Charlie says with squished cheeks.
"Wake up time," you pinch yourself with your eyes closed. Opening your eyes again you frown. "What the frick?" You pinch yourself a little harder this time, letting out a yelp.
"See? Not a dream," Vaggie says smugly.
"And my names sir pentious," you retort before pinch yourself again. "Oh... I must be in a coma! Vibes..." you take the knife from Vaggie and smile. "This is gonna hurts like a bitch," you stab yourself and feel a searing pain. Everyone gasps as blood oozes out. "Oh that sucked-" you wheeze before passing out.
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Opening your eyes you smile to see a white hospital room. Laying back you feel a slight ache in your stomach. Ignoring the pain you look out the window and see a red sky- hold on what?!
"What the fuck?!" You get up off the bed and rush over to the window, holding onto the edge and clutching yours sore stomach. You look down and see a bandage around your waist.
"Good to know you're awake," you turn to Charlie with wide eyes.
"So definitely a coma," you take the nearest shard of broken glass.
"No wait!" Charlie takes away the shard. "You need to stop doing that! You're not in a dream or coma!"
"This is a fanfic isn't it?" You turn to the camera and narrow your eyes. "Is this an x reader-"
"Uh... what are you looking at?"
"I'm not sure," you look back to Charlie and sigh. "Ok, so apparently I'm not dreaming or in a coma..."
"Definitely not," you nod and sit on the bed.
"So, I'm a demon, in hell, in the Hazbin universe..." Charlie gives you a glass of water. "This is a lot to process..."
"I know, it must be, especially because we are from a show?" You nod again and sip at the water which turned out to be vodka. Spitting it out Charlie cringes. "Sorry, wrong glass,"
"Figured," you take the right glass and sip at the water. "I didn't know hell had hospitals,"
"Best one, mostly used for hellborn births and complicated things," you give another nod.
"So what kind of demon am I?"
"Candy demon, which is cool because your horns taste like candy!"
"Cool!" You take a feel of your horns as Charlie laughs. "Ok maybe stealing that kids lollipop had a perk,"
"You stole candy from a kid?" Charlie frowns disapprovingly.
"Ok in my defence I didn't have enough money for a lollipop and I had an artist block," The demon belles eyes light up.
"You're an artist?" You nod. "What kind of art do you do?"
"Mainly digital, I work for an animating company," Charlie couldn't hold in her excitement. "I also do fan art on the side,"
"Fan-art?"
"It's just art of characters from shows, I do mainly Hazbin art,"
"Woah! That's amazing! Can you do some art for us? Maybe advertising? We'd let you stay at the hotel free of charge!" Your eyes lighten up as you nod.
"Absolutely!" Charlie quickly hugged you tight making you wheeze. "Stomach,"
"Oh! Right sorry! Let's get you out of here, you'll need clothes and art equipment right?"
"I'll get a job no worries, I think-"
"No! Don't worry I'll buy that all for you," you give an insure glance to the princess. "I have enough money to help you out, and anyways, you're working with us now!" With a smile on your face you nod as Charlie place down the clothes you fell into hell in.
"I'll see you outside," She nods and leaves the room. "Hell huh? Not bad..." you walk to the bathroom and change quickly.
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