Callum: good morning
Techno: good morning
Tommy: good morning
Phil: you guys sound like robots. try spicing it up a bit
Wilbur: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Just wanted to say I have an SBI oneshot story published, so maybe check that out if you want.
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes
FanficI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends