My Vampire Secret 👿💋❤

✒Fansign✒

*the day of the fansign*
Taeyong: you'll be ok here?
Jaehyun: Yea, I'm cool
Mark: if you need anything text us
Jaehyun: tell the fans I said hi <3
Yuta: any special messages? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jaehyun: SHuT uP
Taeyong: am I seriously the only one confused here???
Jaehyun: it's nothing, you guys can go haha
Taeyong: alright
*they leave*
Jaehyun: Jeez, I might as well tell the world
*in their car*
Taeyong: spill
Haechan: soooo-
Doyoung: long story short, jaehyun's a vampire and loves this girl that his vampire senses are attracted to
Taeyong: what about the fansign and heartbroken
Haechan: well-
Taeil: Haechan and Yuta "accidentally" kidnapped her and she called him a freak
Mark: most importantly, I didn't get my noodles
Taeyong: not surprised
Jungwoo: I AM!!
Johnny: how else would you explain his eyes turning Green?
Doyoung: seeee
Mark: but why avoid the fansign
Taeil: she would obviously be there
Mark: I guess that makes since
Johnny: imagine how awkward that would've been tho
Haechan: XD
Taeyong: let's get through this fan sign and question him later
All: ok
*at the fansign*
Random fan: omg I'm actually going to meet Jaehyun and see his green eyes in person
Y/n: they're not that great -~-
Random fan: you should never hate on a member, if you really love them, you'll love all of them
Y/n: ye whatever
Random fan: omg they're coming!!!
Fans: WJSJXHSISBWQBQOXJEDOIDO!!!!!
Y/n: wait where's jaehyun?
Random fan: like you care
Y/n: will you shut up
Taeyong: For those of you who are wondering where jaehyun is, he is perfectly fine just a little sick and he is sorry that he couldn't be here today.
Y/n: dammit, new plan
Random fan: are you just here to be a jaehyun anti or something
Y/n: "aRE yOu HeRe tO bE A jAEhyUn ANti" I hate fans sometimes
Random fan: I can hear you
Y/n: you have ears, you're supposed to
*y/n pov*
Would it be wrong to jab her with this lightstick rn? Anyway, I have to get to jaehyunnnnnnn. He would be at the dorm right?¿ his members are literally right there, I can just ask lol.
*end of pov*
*during the fansign*
Y/n: jaehyun's resting ok, right?
Mark: yea, he's cool, he keeps texting us asking about the fans lol
Y/n: oh is he at the dorms
Mark: yea, so any questions before times up-
Y/n: how many times did you fart within the last hour?
*Johnny laughing*
Mark: he put you up to this didn't he?
Y/n: whoopsie, times up
Johnny: I love our fans
Mark: ㅂ_ㅂ
Johnny: you did great
Y/n: :)
*after meeting them all*
Y/n: ight, Imma head out
Random fan: they're going to be here for another 2 hours, you know that right
Y/n: duh, I've been to many of their fansigns
Random fan: how do you think they would feel if they knew their beloved fan was just leaving them
Y/n: I have an urgent emergency to tend to, I'm sure they wouldn't mind
Random fan: what could possibly be more important than staring at them for 2 more hours
Y/n: I can name so much
Random fan: name one
Y/n: I don't have time for this, I'm leaving
Random fan: I hate fake fans
Y/n: little sister gone missing
*y/n leaves*
Random fan: I-
Another random fan: well she's not wrong
Random fan: no one asked you