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best joke

[parker's pov.]

11:59 AM:

me: hahaha.

12:01 PM:

declan: what's funny? is this some sort of prank? fuck off.

12:03 PM:

me: i would say that your life is basically just a joke to me, but what's even funnier is you getting rejected by ellie. gotta hand it to you mate, i'd give you 'the best joke before 2011 ends'.

12:03 PM:

declan: what? that took you 2 minutes to think off? that's so low.

12:04 PM:

me: no actually. what's low is you trashing lily's house. do you know what shit she's gone through when she was gone? and just because she asked you to leave her? you don't deserve anything you have right now, declan. you don't deserve madison's love. yeah, you think i didn't know that it was you behind that scheme? i'm not as stupid as you think. so, how many minutes did it take you to think of that?

delivered.

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YES i have realized that the title of this is one of all time low's albums

bet you weren't expecting that to happen

oOoOoOoOo

parker's sass is so omg [heart face emoji] [crown emoji]

he's so sassy and yes he has a sister (a older one, her name is madison)