Kaun Mujhe Yun Pyar Karega Jaise Tu Karta Hai

Khattee meethi batein

Tu fresh ho ja mai dusre washroom me ho jaunga fresh..aur araam se aana ye warm water fayeda karega tujhe..you will feel better meri jaan..
He said while kissing her forehead and goes out

After freshen up he came to the kitchen to have something to eat..he make omlette and coffee with a toast..
He take the food inside their room and saw she was not there..
He opened the door of the washroom and burst out laughing..

She was still in bath tub keeping her head on the edge of bath tub and sleeping..he was laughing hysterically

Baby..uth..baby...
He said in between his laugh
She opened her eyes and saw him laughing

Problem kya hai teri kyu has raha hai pagalon ki tarha..
She asked in anger

Tu..tu..bath tub..me so gayi...are you serious baby..??
Koi kese so sakta hai bath tub me..
He said still laughing

Sidharth mai na tere chhittar maarungi bohot..mun band kar..mujhe yahan acha feel ho raha tha mene aankhne band ki aur pata he nahi chala kab so gyi..ab tu bakwas band kar aur bahar ja mai aa rahi hoon 5 min me..
She said and try to shooo him outside

Mujhse kya sharmana..aisi koi chiz hai jo mene nahi dekhi hui..mere saamne he naha le mai yahin wait kar leta hoon..
He teased her

Sidharth plz..
She said blushing

Okk..ja raha hoon mai..come fast baby..
He said and goes outside

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In the evening

Shehnaaz was making dinner and sidharth was watching news

Sidharth tu meri help nahi kar sakta kya..us news me mun deke betha hai teri biwi idhar hai us news me nahi..
She scolded him

Mujhe nahi aata ye sab ghar k kaam plz yaar baby khud kar le..
He said without looking at her still busy in watching news

You are sleeping on the couch for one week..
She screamed loudly and continue her work with a smile as she knows what comes next

No way..
He shouted closing the TV and goes to her in only 10 seconds

Yes way..
She replied

Yes way kya hota hai be..
He said holding her waist

No way ka ulta..
She replied shooing his hand

Shut up..aisa koi word nahi hai..bata kya karna hai..
He asked kissing her cheeks

Couch pe sona hai 1 hafte tak..bas itna sa kaam karna hai..
She said chopping spinach

Aisa bilkul bhi kuch nahi ho raha hai..kal raat ke baad to mai kabhi zindagi me couch pe nahi sounga chahe kuch bhi ho jaye..
He replied

Awww...you are not touching me for 1 week..
She said again showing her knife to him

Shehnaaz stop being a typical wife..neeche kar ise lag jayega..
He said backing away

Acha na yaar sorry..plz ab maan ja bata kya karna hai..plz baby..
He begged her

Fridge me paneer hai use nikaal aur cut kar..
She ordered him

Acha ek baat puchun..sach sach bolegi..
He asked taking the paneer from the fridge

Mai kon sa tere se jhut bolti hoon..bindaas puch..
She replied

Tune raat me wo sab karne k lye agree islye kia kyuki mera mind kahin aur tha aur mai low feel kar raha tha..??
He asked her cutting paneer in cubes