Haikyuu x reader oneshots!

"Would you still date if im a worm" text reactions

"Would you still date me if im a worm?"
Tsukishima

I dont answer stupid questions.

😌

Kuroo

Like real worms?

Yes

Nah thats boring
Lets be those gummy worms they sell at the store instead.
kids love us

Oikawa

I-
Hunnny,have you take your medicines yet?

Im not even sick-

Well you sound like it
Anyways , no❤️

I love you tho 😙😙😘

Nishinoya

OH YEAAHHH SUREEE
I BET YOU'll BE A CUTE WORM!
AND A LOT MORE SMALLER THAN ME
MUAHAHAHA

I just choked on air-

Bokuto

HOOT HOOT?

I- nevermind

Tanaka

ARE YOU DUMB
STUPID
OR
DUMB
HUH?!

You dont have to say that....🤧

NO NO NO NO NO
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
ITS A SONG I SWEAR
I WAS JOKING
FORGIVE ME

Lev

Arent u already are?
I mean ur smoll just like a worm
Im glad I havent stepped on you yet lol

Atsumu

You wont have them ankles anymore
So
No

Bye im going to osamu 👋

Osamu

Why are you texting when we're literally in the same room?

Answer my question 🤓

No?

I dont know bout you but atsumus room be lookin real fine

Good luck
He'll break your ankles

.....

Iwaizumi

Thats it
Im taking you away from social media

Suga

Darling,you know i love you right?

Yea?

And thats all that matters❤️

Aww I love you ❤️❤️❤️

I love you more❤️❤️

No I do❤️❤️

We all know i do ❤️❤️

(Alot of "ily more" later)

Sakusa

Youre getting those stupid desseas
Ew

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I AM SO BOREDD WAT DA HEKK