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Everybody thinks we like Donald J. Trump.

JUST. BECAUSE. HE. LIKES. US. DOES. NOT. MEAN. THE. FEELING. IS. MUTUAL.

We don't like that racist ass, sexist, horny, tangerine-looking was son of a bitch. He's still a little fucker. In fact, I said this to some bitch once and she said:

*Insert basic bitch voice here*

"Then tell Israel to stop accepting money from him."

When I said I lost my shit.

I was ready to fight a little bitch, but she was NOT about to hold my violence against my whole damn people. So I respond.

"Listen Becky, I don't appreciate you thinking that I speak on behalf of Israel, but congratulations Sherlock, you guessed it, I'm Israeli, and with basic ass bitches like you trying to start wars with Israel constantly, we need the money for defence, bitch"

*mic drop*

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