Baby Banica: *bites Carlos' finger*
Toddler Carlos: "Aaah! Ouch! OUCH, Banica!! OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!! Banica, that really hurt!!"
Baby Banica: *laughs*
Toddler Carlos: "Banica bit my finger!"
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Pollo: "What are you eating?"
Banica: "The succulent baemu pig. Want a bite?"
Pollo: "Sure."
Banica: *bites Pollo's arm*
Pollo: "AAAAAAAA-!"
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Arte: "You ever play that game when your siblings are sunburnt...you put some spoons in the freezer, take them out, then you hit 'em with it so it rips their skin off?"
Carlos: "What the fuck?!"
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Arte: *jumps out* "RAWR!!"
Pollo: "AAAAAAAAAA!!! Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!"
Arte: XD
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Carlos: "You shouldn't use a straw."
Banica: "I know. It's bad for the environment, or whatever."
Carlos: "No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti."
Banica: *slurps spaghetti through straw*
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Pollo: "I accidentally ate Lady Banica's sandwich. How long do you think I'll have to live?"
Arte: "Ten."
Pollo: "Ten what?"
Arte: "Nine."
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The Evillious Chronicles: Incorrect Quotes
RandomWhat do you get when a tired, depressed wattpad author with a bad case of writer's block and a lack of motivation listens to The Evillious Chronicles all day? This. Rated T for Teen.
