why the zodiacs got suspended from school

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Aries: for beating up a student who stole his pencil

Taurus: for ordering pizza on the principals credit card

Gemini: trash talking about the teachers while texting to friends

Cancer: calling the teacher a bitchy asshole for giving a lot of homework

Leo: stalking their senpai

Virgo: watching hentai during class

Libra: bringing their cat to school and it scratched someone

Scorpio: going on the teachers computer to give his report a better grade

Saggitaurius: refusing to help a teacher when she asked

Capricorn: had a mental breakdown and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius: hacked the school wifi and removed firewalls 

Pisces: pulling the fire alarm to get out of having to do a test they didn't study for


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