Hansel: "Da-dy?"
Meta: "Do I look-?!"
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Elluka: "What do you have?"
Irina: "A KNIFE!!"
Kiril: "NO!!!!!"
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Elluka: *looks at stab wound* *glares at Irina*
"I can't believe you done this."
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Seth & Adam: *sing* "All you gotta do
Is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, me."
Seth: *imitating Adam* "My sister's hot!"
Adam: "What the hell?!"
Seth: *smirks* "My bad."
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Seth: *to Elluka, Milky, Ly, & Irina* "Only one of you can be the new MA."
Irina: *kills other candidates*
Seth: "Well, that escalated quickly."
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Hansel & Gretel: *stand in front of burning house*
Gretel: *turns to face camera* "There was a witch in our house. She's gone now."
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Behemo: "I just wanted to use the restroom...but now I'm so confused. Am I a womfn?! Am I a womfn?!?!"
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Levia: "So, what happened?"
Behemo: *looking up at the sky* "He broke up with me."
Levia: "Why are you doing that?"
Behemo: "I need to cry, BUT MY MASCARA WAS $48!!"
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Levia: "Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?"
Behemo: "Yeah. What did you have for breakfast?"
Levia: "...Nothing."
Behemo: "I'm doing better than you."
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Levia: "As a parent, there are many simple joys."
Behemo: *calls down to Earth* "Alice!"
Alice: "Yeah?"
Behemo: "Like doing that and not responding."
Levia: "They hate it."
Alice: "Aauugh!"
Levia & Behemo: *make champagne toast*
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Adam: "Like Gammon always says...'When one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force.'"
Gammon: "I have never said that. Ever."
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Meta: "Getting murdered in the woods wouldn't even be my least favorite thing about camping."
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Climb One Crew: "Imagine life, but not bad."
Seth: "Unrealistic. Blocked."
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Behemo: "I have a science headcannon!"
Levia: "Can't you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person?"
Behemo: "So my science headcannon is-"
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YOU ARE READING
The Evillious Chronicles: Incorrect Quotes
RandomWhat do you get when a tired, depressed wattpad author with a bad case of writer's block and a lack of motivation listens to The Evillious Chronicles all day? This. Rated T for Teen.
