Mr. Not So Innocent

Rabies!!

Mr. Innocent

So, I just hopped out my window! And I must say, this is so easy! Like I can even do it in heels! Which I happen to be wearing right now!

You can hear the 'clacks' of the heel of every step I take. Which I don't mind, I like it when thet find me first.

Oh, speak of the devils and they shall come!

"You're here!" Toga squeals as she yanks me in an alleyway.

"Yep, now let go psycho!" I yell as she tightens her grip on me.

"Yeah, only hand job can hold him." Dabi says with sarcasm.

"Wrong! I let people hold me when I do lap dances! It keeps me balanced!" I say as I shove Toga away from me.

"Ooh~ I wonder if you will get in trouble if we told him!" Toga says as she gets up.

"Dumbass, he goes to my shows!" This bitch is really stupid!

...

Ok, it is now 3AM, the devils hour! Or in my case, the money hour! All my deals go down at this hour!

"So, you got it?" A random person asks.

"Yeah, but money first." I say as I show him my pouches.

"How much?" They ask.

"A dollar for each." He then gives me two dollars.

"I want grape and Hawaiian." They say.

I was about to toss them at him when a cop shows up. Shittttttttt!!!!

I quickly throw them at the person and yeet myself out of the alley.

"I'll get him! You grab the other!" I hear someone shout followed by running.

I look back and see them chasing after me! I did nothing wrong!!

"I was just selling juice boxes!! Stop chasing me!!!" I scream as I run faster.

I quickly pull out my phone and start texting the groupchat.

Cinnamon Roll: Help!!! I'm being chased by the cops!!!

Ok, Toga should save me!

But the weird thing is that I feel my phone start buzzing, weird. They never ask! They just get me.

I look down and see I texted the wrong groupchat!

Pinky: Chased by the cops?! Aren't you in your dorm?!

Power Outage: What did you do????

Iida: I'm telling Mr. Azaiwa!

Shit!! I can just delete the message!

Cinnamon Roll deleted a message

Splits: I already screenshoted it

Fuck you Todoroki!!!

I keep running till I see UA. Finally I can go back to my room!

I hop in my window to see someone laying on my bed. Mother Fucker!!!

"So, care to explain why you weren't in your room?" I hear a tired voice ask.

"Care to explain why you're in a minors room at 3AM?" I ask.

"Yeah, I got a call from Iida saying you were getting chased by the cops. And then I find you not in your room." He says while getting up.

"Ok, they're not chasing me now!" I say with attitude.