Two Uncles Feeling To The Beat

Chapter 1

The door swings open and in she walks. A magnificent woman whose beauty is beyond anything imaginable. The sound of customers and employees rings throughout the venue, and can be heard extending far past the point of the walls. A young feminine male approaches the woman and says,

"Hi, welcome to Femboy Hooters! How can I help you?".

"Oh, I don't need anything right now, I'm just waiting for a friend,".

The questionable "waitress" walked away, not worried for the woman's matters at hand. She looked down at her phone as a new notification appeared. It was a snap from someone named "🖤🍆💦". Instead of opening the message she put her phone away in her handbag as two older men walked into the venue. Their eyes quickly scanned the area, as if looking for a potential target. The men looked at each other, nodded, and then started to smile before zipping their pants up and down aggressively. The "waitresses" were unfazed by this behaviour, however their strange actions brought the attention of others. When they realised who was glaring at them, they approached.

Jane exchanging eyesight between her phone, the workers at the bar, and the two men quickly pushed her phone out of sight as the two men came near. They started squatting up and down on the spot as they stated in sync,

"Hi, we are Dongus and Dingus. You look really lonely, would you like a companion?".

As they said this, their hands once wandered to their pants zipper, which they began pulling up and down again excitedly.

"No thank you, I'm already waiting for someone."

"We insist, it doesn't bring any detriment to either of us. We just want to hang out for a bit to pass the time. How old are you?"

As they finished their sentence, the loud noises of Femboys Hooters were cut to a dull murmur as a handsome buff man named Johnson Power entered the building. The swagger emanating from his slicked back undercut and dark red polarised shades overwhelmed the room. The two older men were taken aback, and immediately stopped zipping their pants. However, they were not scared.

"Who do you think you are?" asked the two uncles in a much more menacing tone.

"Johnson Power. Host of the future 2026 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards and winner of the 2006 Times Magazine Person of the Year Award, also known for--"

"I don't care about your awards, you are nothing to us, what are you here for?"

"I could say the same to you.".

Johnson's boots shook the floor as he approached the two much shorter men who were not intimidated by his stature. He picked Dingus up in one hand, and Dongus in the other, before lifting them up and down to feel their weight. He looked at Jane before asking,

"I sent you a message before and you didn't open it. How much have these two been bothering you?".

"Not for long, but can you sort them out for me?".

"Not a problem," smirked Johnson as he turned away, both Dingus and Dongus in hand still, opened the door and threw them through the door. He smacked his hands together to bring to attention a job well done. He returned to his lady, grabbing her and leaving the bar to go spend time somewhere else.