Why The Signs Are Never Gonna Make It:
Can't Swim: Gemini, Capricorn, Scorpio
Can't Dance: Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer
Don't Know Karate: Taurus, Libra, Virgo
Likes D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet: Sagittarius, Leo, Aries
(I Don't Wanna Make It. I Just Wanna-
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