The Signs Doing An Assignment That's Due The Next Day:
Aries: Screaming, throwing books everywhere, ingesting inhuman amounts of coffee, slamming doors, ripping papers, tossing their phone in the toilet.
Taurus: Can't start until they've had a snack, nap, shower, break, and then they sit down. And they don't stand up until they are done.
Gemini: Hysterical laughter, is in denial, writes the most epic bullshit ever, has a meltdown at 3 am, suffers from loss of identity and motivation.
Cancer: Intense crying on their laptop keyboard, the laptop malfunctions, electrocutes them, and all their work has been erased off the face of the earth. Turn's in a doctor's note.
Leo: Lies to themselves, says they have plenty of time. Says they'll start at 7, and when they check the clock, it's 7:03. Now they'll have to wait until 8. Damn it.
Virgo: Begins writing a bunch of drafts, is never satisfied, pulls an all-nighter, has three panic attacks, but turns in a pretty decent assignment.
Libra: Instead of starting, does elaborate research on how to fake sick, comes up with a million excuses, and practices executing them in the mirror.
Scorpio: Hates themselves extensively, cries through half the paper, uses caps lock aggressively, blogs about how much they hate themselves and their life.
Sagittarius: Cannot seem to start, calls all of their friends and ends up paying someone to do the assignment for them. Plan flops miserably, skips school. (I-yeah that would happen.)
Capricorn: Loathes themselves, cries in the shower, then gets down to business. Thinks they'll fail, then gets an A. We hate them.
Aquarius: Actually performs best under pressure. Has a game plan, perfectly executes it, goes to sleep at 1:30 am. Can't sleep because they're too wired.
Pisces: Has three months to do the assignment, spends the day before coming up with excuses why they shouldn't do it, skips school.
