Aesop: Yeah, they just do that sometimes when they get too stressed...
Joseph: Oh... Ew.
Eli: Can you guys be quiet? I wanna sleeeeep.
Aesop: Sorry... I want to fall back asleep too... Joseph, do you mind?
Joseph: Um, yes! I do mind! You two should not be in the same bed! Especially after Naib confessed to you, Aesop!
Aesop: Don't say that name ever again.
Joseph: Oh- I didn't mean- Wait-
Aesop: *turns over*
Aesop: Just stop talking already...
Eli: Aesop...
Aesop: Yeah? What is it?
Eli: You can't just pretend Naib doesn't-
Aesop: I'm sleeping.
Eli: Then how are you talk-
Aesop: I'm asleep. I can't hear you.
Eli: *sighs in defeat*
Joseph: I'll just go then... I swear! If you hurt my honey, you will pay!
Joseph: *flashes the knife for Eli to see*
Eli: I've already done it once, and I don't intend to do it again...
Aesop: *slides his hand over Eli's*
Joseph: I still can't trust you...
Eli: You don't have to. Aesop, you okay?
Aesop: I'm fast asleep.
Eli: Bruh... Let go.
Aesop: I need to make sure you're there.
Joseph: *pulls off the blanket*
Joseph: What are you guys doing?!
Eli: *facepalms*
Aesop: Don't worry about it. You're getting worked up over nothing...
Joseph: NOTHING?! YOU'RE HOLDING HANDS! UNPROTECTED HAND HOLDING?!
Aesop: Oh Lord...
Joseph: This is EVIL! A great SIN! You can end up in HELL for this!
Aesop: You're being over dramatic... Now give us back the blanket, I'm cold...
Eli: Could you also let go of my hand?
Aesop: Like I said before, I need to make sure you're next to me. At all times. I can also feel your body temperature, so I know if anything's wrong.
Eli: The hell? Okay... I really think you should get checked by Emily.
Joseph: YOU should take a visit to the cremation centre.
Eli: And just why would I do that?
Joseph: You need to book an appointment.
Eli: Let me guess. You want to cremate me.
Joseph: Oh, how did you know?
Eli: Ugh. Aesop, I'm going back to Hastur's room. Entertain this pedo.
Eli: *leaves*
Aesop: Noooo!
Joseph: *crawls in Aesop's bed, taking Eli's space*
Aesop: Ew, get- Out-
Aesop: *pushes Joseph out, causing him to fall on the floor*
Joseph: My darling...
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