Just a quick heads up that it gets pretty nasty... I'll probs put, in brackets, where the nastiness starts.
Jack's room...
Jack: *chilling on his bed*
Naib: *next to Jack*
Jack: So, your name is Antonio?
Antonio: Yes. That's the fifth time you've asked...
Jack: Just making sure.
Antonio: Okay...
Jack: And you're a penis?
Antonio: What?! No!
Jack: But I thought you said you play the piano or something...
Antonio: First of all, it's pianist, not- That... And secondly, I play the violin! I'm a violinist! Gosh, how many times do I need to tell you? And why am I even here?
Jack: Bro, chill. All the guys were going to get together to celebrate your arrival.
Antonio: We can do that in the great hall or have a big feast in the dining room...
Jack: Yeah, but we dudes are wild. You drink?
Antonio: I kind of need to in order to survive.
Jack: Woah, dude, you need to drink to survive?
Naib: I think he meant water. Be more specific, baldie. Antonio, he meant alcohol.
Jack: Since when did you become smart?
Naib: From the day I was born.
Jack: Oh...
Naib: I ate some bread.
Jack: Um... Okay...?
Naib: My mother fed it to me, yeah, which enlarged my head.
Jack: Are you feeling okay?
Naib: Then I woke up! (Sorry, guys, only Mikan will get what Naib is saying, it's a family joke)
Jack: Anyway, yeah, I meant alcohol. Never knew you needed alcohol so bad...
Antonio: I never said I needed alcohol, I said that I need to drink. And I was referring to water. I prefer to drink water.
Jack: Oh, what about tea? Or are you a crazy coffee man?
Jack: *shudders*
Jack: I wouldn't know what to do if you're a crazy coffee man...
Antonio: I prefer water...
Jack: Man, you're no fun...
Antonio: Yeah, I don't intend to be. When will the others come?
Jack: Riiiiiight about-
Joseph: *slams open the door, pulling Aesop along inside*
Joseph: The life of the party has arrived!
