Joseph done goofed

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Naib's room...

Norton and Naib: *sitting on Naib's bed*

Norton: Bro, no way... You're not actually bald...?

Naib: Dude, the amount of times that I've had my hood down and my hair out... How did you not notice?

Norton: I guess that I was too used to seeing you with a hood on and no hair, so I always saw you like that...

Naib: Bruh, how, dude?

Aesop: *knocks on the door*

Naib: Oh, somebody's here.

Naib: *stands up and walks to his door, opening it*

Naib: Oh, Aesop, wazzup?

Aesop: Umm.... Well...

Naib: Is that Joseph? What, he shrunk?

Aesop: No... Just... Me... In your room... Gay... Help... Please...

Naib: Yo, dude, I ain't gay or anything, but that sounds pretty gay to me.

Aesop: *uses his free hand to shove Naib into the room and closes the door*

Naib: Woah! Aesop, I said I'm NOT gay! Don't be so rough! I won't just willingly give you my body!

Aesop: Just hear me out...

Naib: You're married, mate... Don't cheat on your man with me...

Aesop: *starts crying*

Naib: Ohmygosh! Aesop, you alright?! Norton, help!

Norton: *gets off of Naib's bed, hurriedly, and goes to pat Aesop's back*

Norton: Bro, calm down and breathe. Tell us what happened, my guy.

Naib: Yeah, just chill, dude. Who's hurtin' you?

Aesop: *wipes away his tears and puts down Mini Photographer*

Mini Photographer: *runs off to play with Mini Ripper*

Mini Photographer: Hi...

Mini Ripper: Hi... You know, you look like a girl...

Mini Photographer: It's called looking FaBuLoUs, and I'm gay.

Mini Ripper: What's gay?

Mini Photographer: Don't worry about it, dumb people don't need to know...

Naib, Norton and Aesop: *looking at the two children in confusion and shookethness*

Naib: Anywaaaaay, Aesop, tell us who's making you cry. We'll go beat him up for you!

Aesop: No... Don't do that...

Naib: Nah, nah, nah. Me, Norton and Mike also have this epic walk that we wanted to try out. Let's show him, Norton.

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