i was walking down the street when i saw this handsome man. i said "HANDSOME ASS MAN GET YOUR HAIRY ASSHOLE OVER HERE." and he scurried over to me like a mouse. he said "ello luv it's me hairy, hairy styles." i said "THE HAIRY STYLES, THE FAMOUS ASS". i was so shocked. he said "yep that me innight luv xx". i gave him my phone number and left.
when i got home i told my boyfriend timmy chooska that i met THE hairy styles. he got really jealous. he said "MY PASTY ASS CHEEKS ARE BETTER THAN HIS". and he stormed off.
