Living like Kings in the End of the World

Season 1, Episode 2

Yodz- Yeah. Go fix ours too.

Grass- Ughhh okay, fine.

*Grass hammering*

*Van engine stops running and door slams*

*Grass continues hammering*

-HB walks in the door-

HB- Whats up dudes.Guess what i just killed with my bare hands.

Yodz- A bear.

HB- No. I killed a zombie german shepard and it felt so right to do.

Yodz- Dont say that. You sound like a psycho.

HB- It was a zombie. I had to kill it. Number one rule that people in zombie movies dont follow then ends up killing them; Kill all zombies.

Yodz- You can say you had to kill one but dont say it felt right doing it.

Larry- Yeah, That sounds like some stuff Murderface would say.

Theodore- Wait. Where is Murderface?

HB- I dropped him off at his house so he could drive his truck over to the lumber yard and pick up some wood.

Larry- He already got wood and came by and dropped it off. Thats how we were boarding up the windows.

HB-Did he get any weapons or tools or anything?

Larry- There are some cordless drills over there and heres 5 hammers in this corner.

HB- No knives?

Larry- He said he picked you up something and put it in the fridge.

-HB walks over to the fridge-

*Fridge door squeking*

HB- Yes. Strait Savage.

-HB pulls a sicle knife out of the fridge with a note on it.-

Murderface's note- I got you this as a going away present. Im leaving and you guys probably wont see me again. I put this in the fridge just because it sounded like it would be funny seeing you pull this huge knife out of the fridge. See ya later you stupid fucks. From Murderface

HB- Guys, Did Murdrface say anything to any of you?

Grass, Larry, Diabetes, and Yodz- No.

Grass- Why, Whats up

HB- Murderface left.

Grass- Does Theodore know?

Diabetes- Where is Theodore?

HB- Oh shit. Look for him.

-Everyone begins searching around the house-

Grass- Theodore!

Larry- Yo, Where are you Theodore?

Diabetes- Guys come here.

HB-Whats up?

Diabetes- Just get in here.

-Everyone walks into HB's room and looks in his closet.-

*Grass and HB start crying*

Larry- Wait guys, there's a note.

-Larry picks up the note Theodore left beside him.-

Theodore's note- Im sorry guys. I had to do it. When me and Murderface were in Walmart he got bit because I couldn't defend him while he was climbing to get something off the top shelf. He was bit on the ankle and he is going to turn into a chomper. I was clearly the weakest of the group so I cut the weakest link and now you guys are stronger than ever. Murderface left and so did i. Please burn my body. Thank you.