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Lincoln is always use to being around his sisters, especially Lori, but some changes come between them, though lincoln had it bad
Lincoln: It was calm day in the town of Royal woods Michigan, no signs of danger, then suddenly
Bank man: AH! Somebody help, I'm being robbed! *was tied up*
Robber: Yell all you want, no one's gonna stop us * grabs many as he laughed
??: Oh yeah?
Robbers : Huh?
*a purple heroine appears behind them*
Robber# 2: Ha! It's just a girl in a costume
Purple heroine: Am I really? * claps her butt cheeks causing a thundering shake, runs at the two two robbers a bashed one into the wall, other charges at her but ended up bounced off her butt along with the other one* And now for my final move, THE GAS BOMB * Eats whole small bag low Cal bean chips*
RobberS: Huh?
Purple heroime: *stomach rumbles* You're in deep trouble
*AN EXPLOSION OF GAS FILLED THE BUILDING, THE ROBBERS RAN OUT COUGHING AND GASPING FOR AIR*
ROBBER#1: Oh my gosh, I have never smelled something so terrible in my life!
Police: Want my advice? Get in the back *points to the police car*
Bank man: Thank you...Um who are you
Purple heroine: I'm Lady Thunderthighs, Here to hipcheck crime with my mighty cheeks!
Bank man: Oook, again thank you
Lady Thunderthighs: Anytime fellow citizen, now I must bounce to the sky
* holds her legs in and bounces away on her butt , going high in the air and down again, and it ends as a comic*
Clyde: That.was.AWESOME!
Lincoln: I know right, notice something familiar
Clyde: She looks kinda like...Lori?
Lincoln: Yes, ever since Lori's had the huge butt, she's given me all sorts of inspiration
*Flash backs of Lori's every flaws and perfections like one time the loud siblings watch dream boat, Lori was eating low calorie bean chips and silently farted they all fled . There was another time, Charles had Lori's shoe for some reason, as he lets go, Lori's butt bashed the doors down. And Lori was talking on the phone and was unaware of bumping Lincoln 8 feet into a wall*
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Lincoln: That last part was worth it
Clyde: I don't get her last move she did, how can she produce so much gas from a small bag of low Cal bean chips
Lincoln: They're in microscopic proportions plus they're radioactive!
