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@Iloveplants as requested by @ImaStar I bring to you, Jeremy the plant: Jeremy found himself sat on the window sill after a fight with Gertrude, his wife when the door opened to reveal Patricia, Gertrude's twin sister "Hey Jery, what's wrong?" She...

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@Iloveplants as requested by @ImaStar I bring to you, Jeremy the plant: Jeremy found himself sat on the window sill after a fight with Gertrude, his wife when the door opened to reveal Patricia, Gertrude's twin sister "Hey Jery, what's wrong?" She asked "I had a fight with your sister" he answered "oh no, she's a bitch" Patricia said distastefully "I guess she is but she's still my wife" Jeremy retorted turning to face her "yeah, wish she wasn't tho" she said mumbling the last part "what'd you say?" He asked "nothing important, good night" she said "good night" he replied laying down on the bed and peacefully falling asleep [tagged: No one]

@ImaStar YEEESSS but omg Patricia what you MEEEAAAAN??!?!?

@Moony Patricia being the bitch tho

@Macdonaldsofficial @Moony Facts

@MarleyM oh mah gawd I NEED MORE

@Pottery SAAAMMMEE

@Lily.E THE DRAMMAAA!!!! THE SUSPENSE!!!

@Cheesey ALSNSKWBAQH WJSVSKSHSVDHGSHWGQIQOWHDUJ

@Pottery good job Frank you broke him

@Iloveplants I'm sorry my writing skills are better than your ability to play quidditch @Pottery

@Moony lé gasp

@ImaStar Frank, bro, you've crossed the line

@Cheesey I'd run if I were you.

@Iloveplants already at it @Cheesey

@Lily.E why is James chasing Frank out of the Common room while shouting "MY QUIDDITCH ABILITIES ARE SO MUCH BETER THAN YOUR WRITING SKILLS MR. PLANT MAN!"

@Flowergirl I'm concerned for my boyfriends wellbeing

@Marley.M @Flowergirl you should be

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