Le Oldish Notifications

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Assalamualaikum!

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Me: *gets a notification here on wattpaddie that a friend of mine mentioned me in one of her books as the bla bla.

Me being me gets super excited that my Friend actually wrote about me.

*clicks on the notification*

*thanks her friend in the best way she knows; using all the endearments in the world! Throws in the words: 'jaan', 'baby', 'darling' etc.

*sends it her way*

*Gets off wattpad to study a bit*

~More than just a few hours later~

*Opens up the wattpad app*

*Notification: A mere smiley in answer to her longish speech*

*feels like ripping all her long, thick hair off of her head*

*goes back to the chappie to give her friend a piece of her mind*

*goes at the end of the book, opens up the comments*

*spots a comment she had written before the one she wrote today. Also, spots her friend's gracious, extremely longish answer to her previous comment*

*face palm*

#ihateitwhenthishappens#

Morale(s) of the story:

1)Eat more almonds to improve your memory, lol.

2)Don't trust wattpad with notifications; it literally sends century old notifications your way!

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