Okay so too much crackhead energy made me write this to laugh, I hope you at least laugh. I'm not funny but oh well, whatever I hope you enjoy.
Atsushi: AKU??????!!!!!??!!!!!?!?!!?!??!!!!!!
Aku: ATSUSHI IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Atsushi: THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE PIECES OF HAIR ON THE BATHROOM AND SUDDENLY I SEE YOU WITH SHORTER HAIR?!
Aku: I HAD A PANIC ATTACK I'M SORRY!
Atsushi: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE! I GOT A TATTOO BECAUSE I WAS BORED!
Aku: WHAT?! HOW THE FUCK?! WHERE?! SHOW ME!
Atsushi:.....
Aku: ATSUSHI THERE'S A WHOLE ASS "AKU IS MY DADDY" ON YOUR BACK! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?! I WILL KILL THEM!
Atsushi: EHM I ASKED DAZAI-SAN TO DO IT! AND CHUUYA-SAN HELPED HIM A LITTLE!
Aku: THEY'RE SO DEAD!
~~~meanwhile in Dazai's and Chuuya's home~~~
Dazai: I feel like something bad is going to happen.
Chuuya: You always feel that something bad is going to happen. Now shut up I need to focus or your tattoo will turn out shit.
~30 seconds later~
Aku: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ATSUSHI YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!
Dazai: Ahhh, Akutagawa-kun, what a pleasant surprise?
Aku: DAZAI, CHUUYA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ATSUSHI?!
Dazai: What? He wanted a tattoo, I gave him a tattoo. Although I needed a little help from Chuuya-kun.
Aku: YOU ARE SO FUCKIN-
Mori: DAZAI HELP! FUKUZAWA IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Dazai: What? Why would he want to kill you?
Mori: I said that Elise-chan is cuter than a cat
Fkzw: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Mori: AHHHHH I'M SORRY FUKUZAWA!
Fkzw: SORRY WON'T STOP ME FROM KILLING YOU, KONO BAKA! DAZAI STEP OUT OF THE WAY!
Mori: DAZAI DON'T LEAVE ME!
Dazai: OKAY EVERYONE SHUT UP!
Aku:....
Atsushi:....
Chuuya:....
Mori:....
Fkzw:.....
Dazai: Okay first of all. Akutagawa, I gave Atsushi a tattoo, because he wanted to surprise you for your one-year anniversary. Fukuzawa, Mori meant that Elise and a cat are equally cute, he just doesn't like cats. Now that the conflicts are over go back to your houses for the love of God!
So, as I promised yesterday.
Although I posted it today.
Eh, whatever, it was 2 am I couldn't post it then.
So, I know it's super small but I have an idea for another chapter so yeah I had to post this before I start working on the next one.
Btw I know I'm not funny but whatever, I hope you liked it.
See ya!
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Shin Soukoku One-shots
FanfictionGuys this book is dedicated to my favorite ship ever (aka Shin Soukoku aka Akuatsu)! Anyways, I don't own the characters nor the art posted ⚠️ I hope you enjoy! ☺️
